By Beaker
Mats “Skeletor” Sundin has Nierdermayersclerosis. It’s a peculiar disease doctors and researchers are only beginning to understand and NHL general managers are pressuring for an immediate cure. It’s definitely on the rise.
Poor Skeletor. Millions on the table and he’s uncertain if he wants to play again.
I hear he wants to figure out a way to both take the money and play in the NHL and live in Sweden. He’s working on a song we hear: “Sweden reminds me of Toronto in the summertime.”
Speaking of Swedes, one guy who can’t understand the language of what his body is telling him is Peter Forsberg. Pete doesn’t want to Peter-out and wants to play. The only problem is that he has no body. “Excuse me? Has anyone seen my body?”
Indeed, who would want to sign a guy to play for 15 games?
If Forsberg was a Viking he would go down with a groin injury during battle.
Maybe they should figure out a way to fuse Mats and Peter. Take Peter’s will to play and Skeletor’s fairly sturdy and healthy body and make a special Swedish scientific experiment out of them.
It would make one great player that’s for sure.
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