By Beaker
We’re told not to put too much emphasis on medals count by the Participaction Propagandists. Doing so, apparently, misses the point and spirit of the Olympics. We should just be proud for the sake of it.
I’m not into spirits. Quite frankly, stuff I can’t see creeps me out.
How we doin’ over in China?
TSN has Canada listed at 47th.
The CBC 74th.
Which is it? I need to know where Canada and its zero medals stand dang it!
I know it’s early. We can still catch Vietnam.
We now trail (ah yes, the Canadian Trail. So inspiring) such notable powers such as Azerbaijan (3 medals), Armenia (2), Zimbabwe and Togo (1).
For the fun of it I calculated how man nations that end in “Stan” are ahead of us: 4. They are Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan (I thought this was just a made up country but no it exists).
Trivia: Which of these countries claim Conan the Barbarian?
Go Canada. We can still do it!

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