PEOPLE PAY FOR THIS CRAP?

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing in Game 3 of the NBA playoffs between the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic. Basically, the Magic curled up and quit right before a live worldwide audience. I can’t really say much more other than in this instance, it’s fair to blast a bunch of millionaire athletes for such a pitiful display of mental weakness. To be honest, I’m not sure I ever saw anything quite like it.

There are reasons and excuses I am sure, however, if there was ever a case of an entire team (including coach) tanking and sinking together it’s this one. No use in singling out any one player. Man, it’s hard to pin down one part of their game that stank most but a glaring one for me was 8 of 22 from the free throw line. Pathetic. 

What makes their performance all the more shocking is the fact they haven’t lost since, what, April 2nd? They were a legitimate contender. How did it go awry with such a whimper?

Credit to the Boston Celtics. They the men! They made quick work of another heartless but promising team in Cleveland and are now playing mental magic tricks with the Magic.

As one writer here on sportsperspectives said, the NBA playoffs wish it was as unpredictable and competitve as the NHL.


THE NBA AS THE LAB – LOS ANGELES BOSTON LEAGUE

The NBA is essentially a two-team league. Since 1950, the Minneapolis/Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics have won 32 NBA titles. 32! Moreover, at least one of those two teams have been represented in 38 finals. Staggering. I don’t have a calculator handy but that’s like, 65% of the time.

To see something similar one need only look at European soccer where anywhere between two and four teams generally dominate the top leagues in Italy, England and Spain.

The media did its best to try and convince people the 2010 NBA playoffs would be exciting what with the Orlando Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, San Antonio Spurs and Phoenix Suns all posing as contenders while the Denver Nuggets and Atlanta Hawks were treated as dark horses.

The NBA doesn’t do dark horses in case anyone has noticed recently. And the Suns and Magic have hardly put up a fight in their first games against the Lakers and Celtics respectively.

I don’t know why this is so. It always seems to be the same two teams with spatters of other teams sprinkled here and there. For instance, your Bulls, Spurs, Rockets, Pistons and 76ers of the basketball world.

Did I say 32 titles and 38 finals? Looks like it may be 33 and 39 now.


KEVIN DURANT’S WORLD

 By Alex Curtis-Slep

A few weeks back, I wrote a series of articles about players that I considered to be franchise players. The list was meant for the elite. I wanted only the best players in the league and they had to meet a few criteria in order to make the list. After concluding the series of articles, my friend DVD (yes we call him DVD) told me that there was a player missing. DVD felt that this player’s contributions could not be ignored and that the turnaround that he prompted was nothing short of ridiculous. Although I did not bring him out on stage back then, I think it’s about time that I did. Ladies and gentleman, make some noise for Kevin Durant…..

As I watch Durant’s career from afar, I feel like I’m watching a young 50 Cent. Go back to the summer of 2002, back when 50 kept putting out wildly entertaining mixtapes that had the streets buzzing and anticipating the release of his album. Durant’s last two years in the NBA have essentially been the bootleg CDs that he’s been selling for cheap to get you to just pay attention. But this year, he released his platinum record Get Wins Or Die Tryin’. KD and the Thunder were enthralled in a wildly entertaining series with the Los Angeles Lakers but were eliminated last week after six tough playoff games. Although the Thunder failed to upset the Lakers, this season was and still is a success as it pertains to the growth of KD and his team.

 As I watch Durant play though, I can’t help but think what he might become. I am fully cognizant that Durant is only in his third NBA season and that a lot can happen in the next few years; but Durant has the potential to be one of the best scoring small forwards in the history of the league.

I wanted to put Durant’s season in perspective with some of the all time greats. So what I did was look at the list of top 20 scoring averages of all time and then removed all the guards, power forwards and centers. After that elimination process, we were left with eight players (all of which are small forwards obviously) that represent the standard of excellence as it pertains to scoring from the small forward position. So here are these eight players listed in order of career average:

LEBRON JAMES Height: 6’8 Weight: 240 lbs. Nickname: King James 3rd Season Stats

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
31.5 7.0 48.0 33.5 73.8 10.3

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
27.8 7.0 47.5 32.9 74.2 9.0

Breakdown: LeBron James plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers and is the reigning League MVP. At this point, you have probably heard enough about LeBron James, so I won’t spend any more time on him here.

ELGIN BAYLOR Height: 6’5 Weight: 225 lbs. 3rd Season Stats (no three point line during time Baylor played)

PPG RPG FG% FT% FTA
34.2 19.8 43.0 78.3 11.8

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% FT% FTA
27.4 13.5 43.1 78.0 8.7

Breakdown: The man that invented “air time”. Former NBA players always tell the story about how they used to watch Elgin play when they were kids and that his finishes at the rim were some of the most spectacular they had ever seen. Today we take guys like Josh Smith, Nate Robinson and Dwight Howard for granted; but Elgin Baylor made it cool to dunk over people.

GEORGE GERVIN Height: 6’7 Weight: 180 lbs. Nickname: Iceman 3rd Season Stats (ABA)

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
23.4 8.3 47.4 30.9 83.0 5.5

Career numbers:

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
25.1 50.4 47.4 27.1 84.1 6.4

Breakdown: The man they called “Iceman”. Gervin was such a smooth and silky scorer; never broke a sweat but you lit you up. His weapon of choice: the finger roll. The man could jump from any spot on the court below the free throw line and turn his shot into a finger roll. Whether he was driving baseline, or coming full steam from the top of the key, Ice would just throw it up finger roll style and convert over the arms of the big men. By the way Ice started his career in the American Basketball Association (ABA) and therefore the stats from his third season are ABA stats.

DOMINIQUE WILKINS Height: 6’7 Weight:  220 lbs. Nickname: Human Highlight Film 3rd Season Stats

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
27.4 6.9 45.1 30.9 80.6 7.4

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
24.8 6.7 46.1 31.9 80.6 6.9

Breakdown: If you think Dwight Howard’s dunks are terrifying, try to picture a slightly shorter and skinnier version of him coming down on a fastbreak at full steam wanting nothing more than to posterize you. Nique not only dunked on you; he took away all of your masculinity and ability to talk trash with him. I’m amazed that no one ever broke their hand or arm while trying to block his shot; he just dunked with amazing power and anger.  Keep in mind though, Wilkins was a very good scorer. He slashed to the basket, got out in transition, shot jumpers and got himself to the free throw line. However, you always feared ‘Nique when he came down the lane…
RICK BARRY Height: 6’7 Weight: 205 lbs 3rd Season Stats (ABA)

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
34.0 9.4 51.1 30.0 88.8 13.0

Career Numbers (NBA and ABA combined)

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
24.8 6.7 45.6 29.7 89.3 6.3

Breakdown: Amongst most NBA fans, Rick Barry is known for one of two things: 1. He used to shoot free throws underhanded 2. Father of Brent and Jon Barry. And yet he was so much more. Rick Barry is the 60′s and 70′s less athletic version of Kobe Bryant. Might seem blasphemous but yet so true. Barry routinely took tough  midrange contested jump shots that he just kept drilling in the face of his defenders. As he got older, his speed and quickness started to diminish, so he started to drive less to the basket and raced down to the post where he would take contested turnaround shots.

Any of this sounding familiar (for good measure, Barry also wore #24)? By the way, don’t let the three point shooting percentage fool you, Barry was a great shooter; he averaged about two three point shots per game in the ABA, and the NBA only introduced the three point line in his final season.

CARMELO ANTHONY Height: 6’8 Weight: 230 lbs. Nickname: Melo 3rd Season Stats

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
26.5 4.9 48.1 24.3 80.8 8.9

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
24.7 6.2 45.9 30.8 80.1 7.9

Breakdown: Carmelo Anthony’s game is based on his quickness, strength and his ability to make jump shots. His ability to mix all of those up make him an incredible scoring machine from every spot on the floor. Melo can take you down in the box and shoot jumpers all day over you and then switch it up, pump fake and drive right past you for a thunderous finish. In addition, Carmelo can also take you out on the perimeter where he can jab step you silly and then go right past you with his first step. Other than Kobe Bryant, I don’t know any other NBA player under seven tall that can just routinely make contested shots off the dribble.

LARRY BIRD Height: 6’9 Weight: 220 lbs Nickname: Larry Legend, Basketball Jesus 3rd Season Stats

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
22.9 10.9 50.3 21.2 86.3 4.9

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
24.3 10.0 49.6 37.6 88.6 5.0

Breakdown: One of the best players to ever play in the history of the league. Larry Legend did it all. He scored, he rebounded, he passed, he shot the lights out and he talked a great game. Bird was such a quality passer that he could create scoring opportunities for himself because players always hesitated to leave their man to help out on Bird. That split second is all that Larry needed. Bird went left, he went right, he attacked the basket, he pulled up from any spot on the floor, he shot it left handed around the basket or even kept you off balance with a scoop shot. He had no shortage of moves and was just an impossible match up. Guarding Bird was the equivalent of trying to hold water in your hands, at some point you just couldn’t.

JULIUS ERVING Height: 6’6 Weight: 200 lbs Nickname: Dr. J. 3rd Season Stats (ABA)

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
27.4 10.7 51.2 39.5 76.6 7.1

Career Numbers (NBA and ABA combined)

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
24.2 8.5 50.6 29.8 77.7 6.5

Breakdown: Elgin Baylor might have made it cool to dunk on people, but the Doctor made it an art form. With Youtube, NBA TV, NBA archives and videos you can legally purchase from the NBA, you have no reason to not know who Dr. J is. Whether he was rocking the afro or the fade, Erving made it his mission to dunk on people. Mind you, almost everyone in the NBA can dunk; but not all of them can dunk with style.  Dr. J was just one of the most creative dunkers we have ever seen. He literally glided through the air and just found ways to maneuver the ball in his hand while the rest of the defenders fell to the floor (only he and MJ really took advantage of the fact they could grip the ball).

After seeing this list of high scoring forwards, let’s see how our featured player fares against them.

KEVIN DURANT Height: Weight: Nickname: Durantula 3rd Season Stats

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
30.1 7.6 47.6 36.5 90.0 10.2

Career Numbers

PPG RPG FG% 3PT FG% FT% FTA
25.3 5.9 46.2 36.1 88.2 7.7

Breakdown: If I were a mad scientist like Dr. Willy (Mega Man reference for the gamers out there) trying to create an unstoppable perimeter scoring machine; here’s what I would want from him: -Good ball handling -Good open shooter; -Decent three point shooter -Terrific free throw shooter -Good first step -Great finisher in traffic -Willingness to attack the basket and get fouled -Occasional post ups -Ability to always get a quality shot off -Above average jumping ability to dunk on people and shoot over tall defenders -Score from any spot inside the three point line (midrange game) -Not be a volume shooter, but instead a quality shooter (take good shots)

Doesn’t my scoring machine sound exactly like Kevin Durant? At the tender age of 21, KD is still figuring out the NBA, but he understands where his scoring opportunities come from. Consequently the Durantula is always in a position to get his points without needing a huge amount of shot attempts.

 When looking at some of the best scoring forwards in the history of the league and what they did in their third seasons, KD puts up numbers similar to all the players listed above except for Elgin Baylor. Does this mean that Durant will be the best scoring small forward in the history of the league? Considering that he is only in his third season, I would have to answer no for now. However, the potential is clearly there. I can’t foresee the kid slowing down any time soon; and that’s a scary thought for the rest of the NBA. Indeed, you’ll notice that the third NBA season of all the players mentioned above was a pretty good indicator of how the remainder of their careers would play themselves out.

Phil Jackson has a line that he likes to give to his teams: “the journey is more important than the destination (kind of paraphrasing)”. And it’s true. So although I am trying to look into the future and see what Durant will be like in the years to come, it’s important that we all pay attention to what KD is doing right now. We are blessed to get the chance to see a superstar in the making develop right before our eyes. His album Get Wins or Die Tryin’ is no longer in stores sadly. A new batch of CDs should hit stores by November of this year, make sure you secure your copy.


WILD FINISH IN THE NBL


NBA FREE AGENCY: THE LIST

By Alex Curtis-Slep

NBA Tipoff

Donnie Walsh has done all in his power to have the Knicks to be a major player in this summer’s free agency. With players such as LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Joe Johnson and Amar’e Stoudamire potentially being available, the allure of New York might attract a few players. Or will it?

Picture Monica Bellucci. Imagine her as the hot woman that you have come to repeatedly try to catch in movies, interviews and celebrity shows. You have an attraction to her because in your heart and your mind, she is the marquee hot actress of the day. Now imagine the likes of Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, Screech Powers (his real name is Dustin Diamond, I know), Ric Flair, Mick Foley and Soulja’ Boy all getting a piece of Ms. Bellucci; would she still give you the same feeling as before? You might still be attracted to her, but in the back of your mind, she still hooked up with some screwed up dudes, and that would make you think twice, right? Well in a nutshell, that’s the New York Knicks.

The likes of Isiah Thomas, Stephon Marbury, Jerome James, Eddy Curry and Steve Francis (to name a few) have somewhat tarnished the image and prestige of a once proud franchise. Luckily for Knick fans, Donnie Walsh has done a great job of cleaning up the mess and putting the team in a position to land marquee free agents this offseason. However, what happens if New York fails to land LeBron James or Dwyane Wade? What if some of the lower tier free agents are unsure about the bright New York lights? Should it be prudent for them to possibly wait until next summer to land a few quality free agents? The idea is interesting, but who will be available next summer? Let’s have a look at the 2011 NBA free agents.

ATLANTA
Restricted – Al Horford
Unrestricted -Jamal Crawford

BOSTON
Restricted – None
Unrestricted – Glen Davis , Kendrick Perkins

CHARLOTTE
Restricted-Derrick Brown
Unrestricted- None

CHICAGO
Restricted – Joakim Noah
Unrestricted- None

CLEVELAND
Restricted – Daniel Green
Unrestricted – Jamario Moon, Anthony Parker, Delonte West

DALLAS
Restricted – None
Unrestricted – Caron Butler, Erick Dampier, Dirk Nowitzki (has option to become free agent this summer)
DeShawn Stevenson

DENVER
Restricted – Aaron Afflalo
Unrestricted – Carmelo Anthony (Early Termination Option) Nene Hilario (Early Termination Option), Kenyon Martin (has option to become free agent this summer)
J.R. Smith

DETROIT
Restricted – Jonas Jerebko, DaJuan Summers , Rodney Stuckey
Unrestricted – Tayshaun Prince, Chris Wilcox (has option to become free agent this summer)

GOLDEN STATE
Retsricted – Reggie Williams , Brandan Wright
Unrestricted – Ronny Turiaf, Kelenna Azubuike, Vladimir Radmanovic (has option to become free agent this summer), Anthony Morrow

HOUSTON
Restricted – Aaron Brooks, Mike Harris, Hilton Armstrong
Unrestricted – Shane Battier,Jared Jeffries, Yao Ming (has option to become free agent this summer)

INDIANA
Restricted -None
Unrestricted – Mike Dunleavy Jr. , Jeff Foster , T.J. Ford (has option to become free agent this summer)
Solomon Jones , Josh McRoberts ,Troy Murphy

L.A. CLIPPERS
Restricted – Mardy Collins
Unrestricted – None

L.A. LAKERS
Restricted – None
Unrestricted – Sasha Vujacic

MEMPHIS
Restricted – Mike Conley , Marc Gasol, Hamed Haddadi, Sam Young (Team Option), Rudy Gay
Unrestricted – Zach Randolph

MIAMI
Restricted – Daquean Cook
Unrestricted – None

MILWAUKEE
Restricted -Darnell Jackson, Luc Richard, Mbah a Moute
Unrestricted – Charlie Bell (Early Termination Option), Dan Gadzuric, Michael Redd (has option to become free agent this summer). John Salmons (has option to become free agent this summer)

MINNESOTA
Restricted – Corey Brewer
Unrestricted – Ryan Hollins (Player Option)

NEW JERSEY
Restricted – Yi Jianlian
Unrestricted – Keyon Dooling, Kris Humphries (has option to become free agent this summer)

NEW ORLEANS
Restricted – Marcus Thornton, Julian Wright
Unrestricted – Morris Peterson, David West (Early Termination Option), Peja Stojakovic,Darius Songaila (has option to become free agent this summer)

NEW YORK
Restricted – Wilson Chandler
Unrestricted-Eddy Curry (has option to become free agent this summer)

OKLAHOMA CITY
Restricted – Kevin Durant, Jeff Green
Unrestricted – Nick Collison, Nenad Krstic (has option to become free agent this summer)

ORLANDO
Restricted – None
Unrestricted – Mickel Pietrus (Player Option)

PHILADELPHIA
Restricted – Jason Smith, Thaddeus Young
Unrestricted – Samuel Dalembert, Jason Kapono, Willie Green

PHOENIX
Restricted – Goran Dragic (team option),Jared Dudley
Unrestricted – Leando Barobsa (Player Option), Jason Richardson, Amar’e Stoudemire (has option to become free agent this summer), Grant Hill (has option to become free agent this summer), Channing Frye (has option to become free agent this summer)

PORTLAND
Restricted – Dante Cunningham, Greg Oden
Unrestricted – None

SACRAMENTO
Restricted – Spencer Hawes
Unrestricted – None

SAN ANTONIO
Restricted – Alonzo Gee, Malik Hairston, Curtis Jerrelis, Garrett Temple
Unrestricted – Tim Duncan, Tony Parker

TORONTO
Restricted – Marco Belinelli, Sonny Weems
Unrestricted – Marcus Banks, Reggie Evans, Chris Bosh (has option to become free agent this summer)

UTAH
Restricted -Sundiata Gaines, Othyrus Jeffers
Unrestricted – Andrei Kirilenko, Mehmet Okur

WASHINGTON
Restricted – Al Thornton, Nick Young
Unrestricted – None

Do any of the names listed above sound like franchise players? Can you see any one of these potential free agents making the Knicks a perennial playoff team? Not at all. So the time is now for the Knicks. But what options will they have if LeBron and Wade turn them down?

Great question. Since New York will have a lot of cap room to spare this offseason, one option that they might be able to look at is the possibility of trading for a good/great player that’s trapped on a bad team. Have a look at the players that fit this description:

-Danny Granger
-Gilbert Arenas
-David West
-Chris Paul
-Al Jefferson
-Monta Ellis
-Andris Biedrins
-Chris Kaman
-Baron Davis
-Corey Maggette
-Devin Harris
-Andre Iguodala
-Shane Battier
-Kevin Love
-Brook Lopez
-Carl Landry

Not a bad list at all. Chris Paul and David West are probably off limits for now because the only reason they failed to make the playoffs this year is because Paul missed a big chunk of games due to injury. The rest of the players on the list can probably be had for the right price. Let’s go through some hypothetical scenarios for the Knicks:

-So let’s say the Knicks go after a point guard (Gilbert Arenas, Baron Davis, Devin Harris or Chris Paul); then they can go after a big man (Boozer, Stoudemire or Bosh) and then compliment all of that with a solid wing player (Rudy Gay or Joe Johnson). Those three players just ate up the Knicks cap room but the roster still includes Wilson Chandler, Danilo Gallinari and Toney Douglas .

-In addition, Donnie Walsh can probably sell Kurt Thomas on the idea of signing for half of the midlevel exception (you always need an enforcer).

-Once he’s done with signing Thomas, he can go after Matt Barnes for the remainder of the midlevel (Barnes has the option to become a free agent this year, and considering that he would be making $1.6 million next season if he keeps his current contract with the Magic, I think he makes the decision to become a free agent to double his salary).

-Now have a look at the rest of the players that the Knicks can target (they could actually sign all of them) for the league minimum: Shaun Livingston, Tim Thomas and Raja Bell.

-Remember Eddy Curry’s contract? Well Walsh could trade it to get some additional cap space; although that might prove to be hard. If unsuccessful in doing so, the Knicks could trade Curry to Charlotte for Boris Diaw (thus giving Bobcats salary cap relief).

In case you hadn’t noticed, we just built the Suns of the Eastern Conference with Mike D’Antoni coaching the team. Keep in mind, this is the worst case scenario for the Knickerbockers. Indeed, this summer’s free agency might play itself out differently; there is still the possibility that New York might get either LeBron or Wade. However, in the event that such is not possible, I still think that this is a fairly decent contingency plan. What do you think?

Feel free to share your opinions in the comments section.

NBA TALK:
Points: Congratulations to the Cleveland Cavaliers for clinching home court throughout the playoffs.

Rebounds: After losing to the Knicks on Tuesday night, the Celtics rebounded with a win in Toronto on Wednesday night that propelled them into the #3 seed (Atlanta lost in Detroit).

Assists: The Chris Bosh injury might have actually given the Chicago Bulls a shot at the playoffs. Can the Bulls capitalize though?

Steals: 1. Spurs are on the verge of being able to keep Manu Ginobili off the free agent market by giving him a three year extension. 2. Utah Jazz got a gift on Tuesday night against the Oklahoma City Thunder. Durant was fouled at the end of overtime but the refs swallowed their whistle and allowed the Jazz to walk away victorious.

Blocks: Coach K is not going anywhere near the swamps of New Jersey.

Turnovers: Does Kevin Garnett’s tough guy act even work anymore? It seems as though he actually fires up his opponents now. Just something to pay attention to.


NCAA: THE BUTLER DIDN’T DO IT

I guess producers hoping and looking for a reason to make a sequel to Hoosiers threw out the script they were working on. It was an almost fairy-tale tale that gripped the sports world last night as Duke hung on to beat Butler 61-59. The great basketball state of Indiana will have to wait another year for its national title.

The two teams duked it out – pun intended for my personal amusement – and danced to the very end in a remarkably close game with the Blue Devils capturing its 4th national title in its history. All under Mike “Coach K” Krzyzewski – a name that harks back to former NHL player Mike Krushelnyski. Coach K has also guided the powerful Duke basketball program to 11 Final Fours in 30 years.

The Butler Bulldogs for its part was playing in their first NCAA final. It was feared they would be blown out. Instead they played hard and with pride right until the final agonizing shot by future NBA-bound Gordon Hayward from half court.

I still don’t know why Duke center Brian Zoubek missed the second free-throw on purpose – at least it seemed like he did. Zoubek was a tower of power for the Blue Devils. He was key in keeping Hayward off balance in his second to last shot that also missed.

The good news for Butler is its core team will be returning for next year’s tournament. Maybe they’ll work on improving their scoring late in games. In the last two games they played, Butler made one basket out of 19 attempts. Nonetheless, the experience gained this year can prove immeasurable for the program in the future. Time will tell if the Bulldogs are a one-hit wonder.

As for Duke, well, I’m sure they’ll be back (unless they go North Carolina on everyone and miss the tournament) and with that they’ll be right where they’ve always been: The team everyone loves to hate.


#1 OVERALL NBA PICKS SINCE 1990: THE RANKINGS

By NBA Tipoff

About a week ago, I was having a talk with my boy Da Monsta and he made a point about #1 overall picks that got me thinking a little deeper about the NBA. He mentioned when you draft a player #1 overall, the expectation is stark: win a championship or be a failure.

So I decided to dig a little and look at the last 20 #1 number one picks for the last 20 years and evaluate his statement based on that premise.

Here’s what I found: only two players drafted #1 overall in the past 20 years have won a championship as the team’s best player or at least second best player on their team. And only one player in the past 20 years has been drafted #1 overall and won the title with the team that drafted him. After conducting extensive research, I figured I’d take it up a notch and rank the last 20 #1 overall picks.

In order to properly list them, I looked at their careers, the level of success of their teams, their personal level of success and the amount of teams they played for. The last one was important to me, because a “can’t miss” player shouldn’t be  traded left right and center.

So with that in mind, I’m going to ask my good friend David Stern to present each player. Ready Dave? We’re doing this in reverse order, let’s kick it…

And with the #1 pick in the 1998 NBA Draft, the Los Angeles Clippers select Pacific center…

20. Michael Olowokandi

Career numbers: 8.3 PG, 6.8 RG, 0.7 AG, 1.4 BPG, 43.5FG%
Best season is 2002-03: 12.3 PPG, 9.1 RG, 1.3 APG, 2.2 BPG, 42.7 FG%
Accomplishments: None, except he was a screen saver on countless computers in the world.

Teams played on: LA Clippers, Minnesota, Boston.

Analysis: The Kandi Man is one of the worst #1 draft picks in the history of the draft. NBA general managers and head coaches expect their centers (especially when drafted number one overall) to rebound, score inside at a high rate, shoot a high percentage and defend the paint. Olowokandi did none of those. His contributions to the Clippers were mostly in terms of poster material; and by that I mean he was the one getting dunked on in every Clippers poster. But then again, getting the Kandi Man allowed the Clips to eventually get the next guy.

And with the #1 pick in the 2009 NBA Draft, the Los Angeles Clippers select Oklahoma State center…”

19. Blake Griffin

Career numbers: 0.0 PPG, 0.0 RPG, 0.0 APG, 0.0 BPG, 0.0 FG%
Best season: 0.0 PPG, 0.0 RPG, 0.0 APG, 0.0 BPG, 0.0 FG%
Minutes played so far in NBA career: 0.

Analysis: If the #20 spot didn’t tell you just how bad the Olowokandi pick was, this should. Blake Griffin has yet to suit up for the Clippers (scheduled to play next year after surgery) and yet he is still a better #1 pick than the Kandi Man. He smiles for the camera and gets stars to actually talk to him and give him advice. Olowokandi was like the NBA’s version of bad porn: overexposed, awkward, clearly out of place and yet you couldn’t look away.

And with the #1 pick in the 2001 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select Glynn Academy center…

18. Kwame Brown

Career numbers: 6.9 PPG, 5.5 RPG, 1.0 APG, 0.7 BPG, 48.8 FG%
Best season is 2003-04: 10.9 PPG, 7.4 RPG, 1.5 APG, 0.7 BPG, 48.9 FG%
Accomplishments: Being MJ’s biatch and being one of the few people to play with MJ and Kobe.

Teams played on: Washington, LA Lakers, Memphis, Detroit.

Analysis: In case you were trying to erase it from your memory, this is Michael Jordan’s legacy as a general manager in Washington. He selected a high school player from Glynn Academy he hoped would become the next Kevin Garnett. Unfortunately, Jordan completely crushed his confidence in practice and Kwame Brown became one of the examples of why high school seniors should not be allowed to enter the NBA. Brown eventually left Washington to join the Lakers with hope that a change of scenery would help him blossom into a player with less pressure coming from management and the coaching staff. Turns out that Kwame Brown was exactly the same in Los Angeles as Washington. However, Lakers fans are forever grateful to Kwame because his expiring contract allowed the Lakers to get Pau Gasol and eventually win a title. Sadly, Kwame is still waiting for his ring in the mail.

And with the #1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft, the Portland Trail Blazers select Ohio State center…

17. Greg Oden

Career numbers: 9.4 PPG, 7.3 RPG, 0.6 APG, 1.4 BPG, 57.7 FG%
Best season is 2009-10: 11.1 PPG, 8.5 RPG, 0.9 APG, 2.3 BPG, 60.5 FG%
Accomplishments: Has probably committed more fouls than Bill Laimbeer and Charles Oakley combined at this point in his career.

Team played on: Portland.

Analysis: Greg Oden spent one year at Ohio State and turned the university into a Final Four. Early in his first collegiate season, Oden had damaged his right wrist and therefore was forced to play left handed for most of the NCAA season. Nonetheless, Oden was undeterred as he put himself on the college basketball map as he poured in 15.7 points per game and grabbed 9.6 rebounds per game; once again, all with one hand. He was eerily reminiscent of David Robinson. He ran the floor, jumped over people for powerful dunks and completely discouraged people from driving when he was underneath the basket. Oden led his team to the National Championship game, only to lose to a more experienced Florida team. He then declared himself eligible for what was known as the “Oden-Durant draft”. Oden went first and Kevin Durant went  second in the draft. Although Oden has produced when he has played; his career has been plagued by injuries and foul trouble. Believe me when I say this, if Oden can ever stay healthy; he’ll be good. I’m talking Alonzo Mourning type good; but if he can’t, he’ll just be a bigger version of Penny Hardaway: tons of talent and potential, but too many injuries to overcome.

And with the #1 overall pick in the 1995 draft, the Golden State Warriors select Maryland power forward…”

16. Joe Smith

Career numbers: 11.3 PPG, 6.6 RPG,  1.0 APG, 0.9 BPG, 45.6 FG%
Best season is 1996-97: 18.7 PPG, 8.5 RPG, 1.6 APG, 1.1 BPG, 45.4 FG%
Accomplishments: Destroying Garnett’s chances at a title in Minnesota.

Teams played on: Golden State, Philadelphia, Minnesota, Milwaukee, Denver, Chicago, Cleveland, Oklahoma, Atlanta.

Analysis: Joe Smith was never going to be the second best player on a championship team, let alone a franchise player. And yet, Golden State drafted him as such. After putting up numbers in Golden State, but failing to help the team achieve any type of success, management did what men do when they’re done with their booty call: they showed him the door. Smith went to Philadelphia and later ended up in Minnesota. He signed a mafia type free agent contract (Minnesota’s management tried to circumvent the salary cap by giving Smith money under the table); however, the almighty NBA commissioner David Stern found out and thus voided the contract when he got word of it (about a year later). He then suspended Minnesota general manager Kevin McHale for a year and stripped the team of their five future first round picks. Think about what you just read; there’s nothing in there about Joe Smith’s basketball skills, his participation in one of the best playoff games ever or anything of that nature. His legacy is that he and McHale ruined a potential championship caliber team in Minnesota by handcuffing the team’s ability to draft. And yet it seems people have forgotten…..until today.

“And with the #1 pick in the 2006 NBA Draft, the Toronto Raptors select Italy center…”

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15. Andrea Bargnani

Career numbers: 13.2 PPG, 4.7 RPG, 1.0 APG, 0.9 BPG, 43.3 FG%
Best season is 2009-10:  17.3 PPG, 6.5 RPG, 1.0 APG, 1.4 BPG, 46.9 FG%
Accomplishments: Being a big man that doesn’t rebound

Teams played on: Toronto

Analysis: When Bryan Colangelo drafted Bargnani, the thought was that he would be the next Dirk Nowitzki. What that meant was that he and Chris Bosh were going to be the premier big men tandem in the NBA. Bosh was going to bang inside and Bargnani would mix his game up to go outside and inside to complement Bosh. However, something happened along the way; Bargnani showed some promise, but more like a broken promise. He was and still is soft. If his jumper isn’t falling, he disappears from games. He has trouble defending players on the perimeter as well as down on the block. No one is saying it, but instead of getting the next Dirk, it seems as though the Raptors have gotten the next Hedo Turkoglu; which is funny in itself because Colangelo signed Turkoglu over the summer. Think I’m exaggerating? Look at their career numbers (take this into account as well; next season Turkoglu will be making $ 9 million and Bargnani will be making $8 million):

Andrea Bragnani: 13.2 PPG, 4.7 RPG, 1.0 APG, 0.9 BPG, 43.3 FG%, 37.7 3PT FG%
Hedo Turkoglu: 12.3 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 2.8 APG, o.3 BPG, 42.7 FG%, 38.5 3PT FG%

I’m well aware that Bargnani is younger and that he might develop a little more in the next few years; nonetheless, the Raptors had a shot at potentially drafting Brandon Roy or Rudy Gay and instead passed on them for a slightly taller version of Turkoglu.

And with the #1 pick in the 2005 NBA Draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Utah center….”

14. Andrew Bogut

Career numbers: 12.3 PPG, 8.9 RPG, 2.5 APG, 1.2 BPG, 53.1 FG%
Best season is 2009-10: 15.6 PPG, 10.2 RPG, 2.1 APG, 2.2 BPG, 50.9 FG%
Accomplishments: None.

Teams played on: Milwaukee

Analysis: Andrew Bogut is somewhat of a conundrum. I saw him play at Utah and he was a dominant low post and high post player. He understood how to find players back door in the high post and punished his defenders in the low post.

He had all the tools to be successful in the NBA. But then he got to the NBA, and well, they decided to put him on the low block but not feed him the ball. Why bother drafting a center number one overall if you’re not planning on making him a big part of the team? I seriously don’t get it. As I mentioned in the Olowokandi analysis, what you want of your center is for him to rebound, defend the paint, and make a bit more than half his shots. Well look at Bogut’s stats; isn’t that exactly what he does? I will say though, he has been injured throughout the years; but still, is there any other reason why this guy shouldn’t be a more imposing force in the NBA? Well actually there is; Milwaukee has been a predominantly perimeter oriented offense in the past few years. Between Mo Williams, Luke Ridnour, Richard Jefferson, Bobby Simmons, Michael Redd and now Brandon Jennings; the focus has never truly been to give the ball inside to Bogut. But then again, there’s probably a reason though right?  Andrew Bogut might have #1 draft pick talent, but probably not #1 draft pick attitude.

And with the #1 pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Chicago Bulls select Memphis point guard…”

13. Derrick Rose

Career numbers: 17.3 PPG, 3.8 RG, 6.2 APG, 0.8 SPG, 47.4 FG%
Best season is 2009-10: 19.4 PG, 3.8 RPG, 5.9 AG, 0.8 SPG, 47.1 FG%
Accomplishments: 2008-09 NBA Rookie of the Year
Teams played on: Chicago

Analysis: Derrick Rose is only low on this list because we don’t have a big enough sample of his career. For the past two seasons, the young point guard has really impressed people around the NBA. Last season, he ran the offense and looked for his players and deferred to Ben Gordon in the clutch, as the Bulls would continuously ride his hot hand. Chicago let Gordon leave via free agency and replaced him with a guy they already had on the roster; his name: Derrick Rose or as I like to call him, Officer Rick Rose (that’s a 50 Cent reference: because once word leaked out that self-proclaimed drug lord rapper Rick Ross was a parole officer, 50 Cent baptized him Officer Ricky). Although Rose still runs the offense and finds ways to set up his teammates, he has now become more assertive; especially in the fourth quarter. A few nights ago, I watched George Hill and Tony Parker try to stay in front of Rose as he routinely went by them at will. I expect Derrick Rose to climb this list in the next few years, however his resume for the time being is lacking.

And with the #1 pick in the 2000 NBA Draft, the New Jersey Nets select Cincinnati power forward…”

12. Kenyon Martin

Career numbers: 14.0 PPG, 7.2 RG, 2.1 APG, 1.2 BPG, 48.2 FG%
Best season is 2003-04: 16.7 PPG, 9.5 RPG, 2.5 APG, 1.3 BPG, 48.8 FG%
Accomplishments: 2004 All Star selection.

Teams played on: New Jersey, Denver

Analysis: Try to recall back in the early 2000’s, when Kenyon Martin was playing lock down defense, dunking on people, taking hard fouls and swatting every opponents shots away. Remember those days? Kenyon was a pure beast and you wanted no part of him. Well, look at the numbers from his best season (written right under his name); don’t you get the feeling that he produced more? The thing about K-Mart, is that his trips to the finals as well as his ‘Charles Oakley wanna be thug enforcer’ persona have overexposed Martin to us. So we always think that he’s having a great game or that he’s always been a dominant NBA big man. Truth is Martin has been just about above average as an NBA power forward. Mind you, with that said, back when he was in New Jersey, you knew better than to try and block his dunk attempt (some people still tried) and you also knew better than to try dunking on him because he would foul the heck out of you. All things considered though, Martin is still a decent contributing big man in the NBA, but as the years go by and we get additional #1 picks, his spot in this list will take a hit.

And with the #1 pick in the 1994 NBA Draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Purdue forward…”

11. Glenn Robinson

Career numbers: 20.7 PPG, 6.1 RPG, 2.7 APG, 1.2 SPG, 45.9 FG%
Best season is 2000-01: 22.0 PPG, 6.9 RPG, 3.3 APG, 1.1 SG, 46.8 FG%
Accomplishments: Two All-Star selections

Teams played on: Milwaukee, Philadelphia, San Antonio

Analysis: In his time in the NBA, Glenn Robinson was an accomplished scorer with a deadly mid-range jump shot. His size allowed him to take advantage of most players and remain consistent throughout his career.  The Big Dog wasn’t much of a passer though; his game was strictly tailor made for him to put up shots and points. It’s part of the reason that he didn’t make it higher in this list. Seriously, Glenn Robinson played with Ray Allen, Sam Cassell and Tim Thomas back when he gave a damn and the best they could manage was an appearance in the 2001 Eastern Conference Finals in which they lost game 7 against Allen Iverson’s 76ers. Here’s a little test, try to name me four players that played on that Sixers team………………………..Give up? Let me help you out: Eric Snow, Aaron McKie, Tyrone Hill and Dikembe Mutombo. By the way, that was the 76ers line up in crunch time. Somehow that team defeated the Bucks. That’s what hurt Big Dog in this list.

“And with the #1 pick in the 1990 NBA Draft, the New Jersey Nets select Syracuse center…”

10. Derrick Coleman

Career numbers: 16.5 PPG, 9.3 RPG, 2.5 APG, 1.3 BPG, 44.7 FG%
Best season is 92-93: 20.7 PPG, 11.2 RPG, 3.6 APG, 1.7 BPG, 46.0 FG%
Accomplishments: One All Star appearance (1994), 1990-91 NBA Rookie of the year

Teams played on: New Jersey, Philadelphia, Charlotte, Detroit.

Analysis: Remember when Michael Beasley came into the NBA, he came with tons of potential and a very good college career. This is what scouts loved about Beasley: left handed, great scorer that finishes around the basket, rebounds in his area, able to get tough rebounds in traffic, very good handle for his size, can run offense through him in high post and can attack from the perimeter. What scared away some of the scouts was his goofy attitude (people felt he lacked maturity and were afraid that him being a millionaire would make him a head case) and the possibility he might be more addicted to crack cocaine than Pookie from New Jack City (Ok, fine you got me, I made the crack cocaine part up but you believed me right?). Here’s the thing; all of what I just listed were said about Derrick Coleman. The general consensus is that he underachieved for most of his career. Want proof? Go ask any random NBA fan who Coleman is: three out of 10 people will have no clue, another four others will have heard about him but not know and about three people will know who he is. That means that 30% of NBA fans know exactly who Derrick Coleman is. That’s sad considering how good he was; but the man underachieved and left no legacy whatsoever.

And with the #1 pick in the 1999 NBA Draft, the Chicago Bulls select Duke center…”

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9. Elton Brand

Career numbers: 19.6 RPG, 9.9 RPG, 2.5 APG, 2.0 BPG, 50.2 FG%
Best season is 2005-06: 24.7 PPG, 10.0 RPG, 2.6 APG, 2.5 BPG, 52.7 FG%
Accomplishments: Two All-Star selections, 1999-00 NBA Rookie of the Year

Teams played on: Chicago, LA Clippers, Philadelphia

Analysis: This was one of the toughest players to list because his career is a bit odd. After Michael Jordan retired, the Bulls got bad real fast. So when they got the first pick in the draft, they selected the Duke product. Elton Brand just kept piling up double doubles (we’re talking 20 and 10 people) game after game, but the team kept losing. No matter how well Brand played; the team just couldn’t follow his lead.  The talk around the league was that Brand was just accumulating stats on a bad team. Brand was then shipped out west, where his production remained just about the same. However, by the 2005-06 season, Elton Brand had become too good. Aided by the alien known as Sam Cassel, Brand put up the best numbers of his career and turned the doormat Clippers into a playoff team. For that one season, EB was in the same stratosphere as Garnett and Duncan (which is saying a lot because these guys are the marquee power forwards of the NBA). Brand has had a very good NBA career; but more than anything people will always remember that for at least one year, the Clippers (lost to Suns in second round) mattered more than the Lakers (lost in first round to Suns) in the NBA playoffs. And they can thank Elton Brand for that.

And with the #1 pick in the 1991 NBA Draft, the Charlotte Hornets select UNLV forward…”

8. Larry Johnson

Career numbers: 16.2 PG, 7.5 RPG, 3.3 APG, 0.7 SPG, 48.4 FG%
Best season:  1992-93; 22.1 PPG, 10.5 RPG, 4.3 APG, 0.6 SPG, 52.6 FG%
Two All-Star selections, 1992-93 Rookie of the year

Teams played on: Charlotte, New York

Analysis: Before Larry Johnson went to New York and became a below the rim power forward; he was a cross between a power forward and small forward a la Charles Barkley. At a mere 6-6, LJ averaged a double double in his first two years in the league. He punished defenders in the post with an array post moves, and also had the skills to play small forward. He took defenders outside (think Shawn Marion with a better handle) and was able to exploit them out on the perimeter with drives and short jumpers.

After schooling his defender a few times, Johnson would fake the jump shot and take it to the basket strong and dunk on whoever was waiting for him underneath the basket. By his third season though, a knee injury robbed Johnson of his explosiveness. He therefore had to adjust his game; and became more of a low post threat that played with his back to the basket. On occasion he would face his defender and drive him baseline for a reverse lay up.

His lack of explosiveness also forced him to work on his outside jumper; consequently Johnson became a reliable three point shooter. But Larry Johnson’s legacy has nothing to do with numbers, dunks, post moves or anything of the sort. Larry Johnson gave the Knicks franchise as well as Madison Square Garden one of the best plays in playoff history.  With about 15 seconds left and the Knicks down 91-88 at home to the Indiana Pacers in game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals, the Knicks inbounded the ball to LJ, who gave Antonio Davis a stutter step to the right twice, took a dribble and then went left; launched a three point bomb that swished through the basket as Davis was called for a foul (one of the biggest phantom calls of NBA history by the way) right in front of the Pacers bench. Not only did LJ produce, but that memory still lingers for Knicks and NBA fans.

“And with the #1 pick in the 2002 NBA Draft, the Houston Rockets select China center….”

7. Yao Ming
Career numbers: 19.1 PPG, 9.3 RPG, 1.6APG,  1.9 BPG, 52.5 FG%
Best season:  06-07; 25.0 PPG, 9.4 RPG, 2.0 APG, 2.0 BPG, 51.6 FG%
Accomplishments: Seven All-Star selections

Teams played on: Houston

Analysis: When the Rockets drafted Yao, several people went on the record to say (yes Mr. Charles Barkley, I’m talking to you) that he would end up being a bust. Well turns out that they were wrong. In his seven years in the league, he has led his team to the playoffs five times; and finally advanced past the first round last year despite the absence of Tracy McGrady. In a league that used to be dominated by centers, we are now lacking any type of actual centers in the NBA. The only great big men we have now are listed as power forwards. However, we still have Yao. Not only is he a legit NBA center, he’s actually one of the few we have left. Earlier in this post, I mentioned the responsibilities of a center (let’s be real, only a franchise center can do all the things I mentioned earlier) and Yao fulfills them perfectly.  He can score at high rate from the low post as well as the high post, he defends the paint, rebounds and scores efficiently. In addition, although his assists numbers don’t reflect it, Yao is a very good passing big man. So why isn’t Yao Ming higher on this list? There are two reason:

1.Durability – Not counting the playoffs, Yao’s has appeared in 481 games out of  out of a possible 618 games and counting. The fact that he always gets injured made him take a drop in the list (but there are other reasons as well).

2. Fear – When your favorite team plays against the Rockets, does Yao Ming scare you? It’s a really simple and yet telling question. When he gets the ball down low, does he terrify you? Although it’s not necessarily a requirement for a player drafted first overall; the level of fear associated with him has to count for something though. He does not scare you on the boards, and although he protects the paint, players are always trying to attack him for a chance to dunk on him. I already know what you’re thinking; players are always attacking big men looking to posterize them which is true, but here’s my rebuttal: how often you see someone try to dunk o Shaq, Dwight, KG or K-Mart? Very rarely because they fear them. Ultimately, that ends up hurting Yao’s spot.

“And with the #1 pick in the 1993 NBA Draft, the Golden State Warriors select Michigan forward…”

6. Chris Webber

Career numbers: 20.7 PPG, 9.8 RPG, 4.2 APG, 1.4 BPG, 47.8 FG%
Best season is 2000-01: 27.1 PPG, 11.1 RPG, 4.2 APG, 1.7 BPG, 48.1 FG%
Accomplishments: 5 All-Star selections, 1993-94 rookie of the year

Teams played on: Golden State, Washington, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Detroit.

Analysis: If you’re old enough to have seen Chris Webber played in college, you were blessed. You remember how he changed the whole culture of basketball. The NBA is now largely seen as a Hip Hop sport and you can thank Mr. Webber for his contributions. When he was in college, he and four other freshmen became the Fab Five (Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson). They rocked the baggy shorts, the black socks and the cool Nike shoes and played with tons of swagger. When C-Webb made it to the NBA, nothing changed.

He was the same guy that we had seen at Michigan. Webber punished defenders in the low post, attacked slower players from the wing and killed his opponents with hook shots and jumpers. In addition, no one and I mean no one besides Shawn Kemp was more reckless or fearless when attacking the basket. I once saw Webber drive baseline (in traffic) and do a one footed two handed reverse dunk like it was nothing. He then obviously paused for the camera and gave it a snarl and jogged back on defense. In addition to all of his gifts, Webber was perhaps the best passing big man after Bill Walton and Arvydas Sabonis.

He routinely found players cutting to the basket and had a knack for feeding other players for wide open lay ups. He did it in Golden State and also did it in Washington. However he ran into some trouble with the Bullets (now known as the Wizards) and then got shipped to Sacramento. During his time with the Kings, Chris Webber was arguably the best power forward (before his knee injury) in the NBA. And keep in mind, he was playing against the like of Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett and Karl Malone. During the 2001-2002 season, Chris Webber led his Kings squad to one of the best Western Conference Finals match up of recent history. A trip to the NBA Finals was on the line with game 7 being played in Sacramento’s Arco Arena, which was home to the loudest crowd in the NBA.

The Kings eventually lost in overtime in a game that perfectly illustrated Chris Webber’s career; check out his line from the game: 52 minutes,  20 points, 8 rebounds, 11 assists, 1 steal, 2 blocks, and 9 of 21 field goal shooting. In the biggest game of his career, Webber almost had a triple double, and yet if you ask anybody who saw the game; Webber was nearly invisible. For the first three quarters of the game, Webber was dunking the ball, screaming at Lakers players and making incredible passes to open teammates. But once the fourth quarter and overtime hit, C-Webb completely disappeared. Webber stopped shooting, he stopped swaggering and he kept looking for Mike Bibby (by the way it has to be said that it was Bibby’s best year in the NBA; Kobe Bryant had trouble defending him; which should tell you everything you need to know about his performance in the playoffs that year) to bail him out. The problem with Webber is that much like Garnett, he was the ultimate wingman.

He got you in the club, had you talk to people at the bar, got you to know the bouncers so you could eventually come back alone, but once he helped you get that first interaction with a girl you were trying to hook up with, you were completely on your own. Is that bad? I say no. Even as a wingman, Webber was a phenomenal player with a lot of gifts that helped his teams contend. However, when teams acquired him, they thought they were acquiring the guy that would lead his team to a championship as opposed to a wingman. Unfortunately for Webber, he failed to live up to expectations set for him.

“And with the #1 pick in the 2004 NBA Draft, the Orlando Magic select SW Atlanta Christian Academy center….”

5. Dwight Howard

Career numbers: 17.3 PPG, 12.6 RPG, 1.4 APG, 2.1 BPG, 57.0 FG%
Best season is 2008-09: 20.6 PPG, 13.8 RPG, 1.4 APG, 2.9 BPG, 57.2 FG%
Accomplishments: Three time All-Star selection, 2008-09 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

Teams played on: Orlando Magic.

Analysis: Would you believe that some people actually argued (and with great reason at the time) that the Magic should have drafted Emeka Okafor instead of Howard? I think the Magic are happy with what they got. Keep in mind, Dwight Howard might be the closest thing we ever to see Shaquille O’Neal. The man scores at an incredibly efficient rate, he cleans out the boards like it’s nobody else’s business and he protects the paint. When Dwight is under the basket, point guards shoot floaters, they don’t try to attack him for strong lay ups because they know he will either swat their shot or foul them with his impressive physique. Right now, there isn’t a more intimidating player in the league on offense and defense. Howard just bullies people around to get rebounding position, to swat shots into the fifth row and to dunk on his opponents.

As I mentioned earlier, the NBA just doesn’t have anymore centers. But Orlando can say they have one; and they have the best one in the league. Although his offensive game needs work, he still puts up points and in addition he will probably be the NBA Defensive Player of the Year for the rest of the decade. Why isn’t Howard higher on the list though? Two reasons (which are related):

1. Lack of quality big men – There just aren’t many quality big men that are equipped to deal with the problems that Dwight Howard causes. And yet, we have not seen Dwight dominate the league the way we think he is capable of doing. At this point in his career, Dwight Howard should be putting up 25, 13 and 3 on average. He should be making every team with the audacity to play him with single coverage pay. We are still waiting to see that, which leads me to my next point…

2. Attitude – The same way I mentioned that Bogut has the talent of a number #1 draft pick but possibly not the attitude, I have to ask myself that exact same question with Howard. He’s shooting 10 free throws per game (which is great) but is only taking nine field goal attempts per game this season. Considering that he’s shooting 60.0% from the field this year, why isn’t he demanding the ball for more shots? There’s no way that he can be happy to watch guys like Matt Barnes, Vince Carter, Mickel Pietrus, Jameer Nelson, Jason Williams, J. J. Redick and Ryan Anderson keep firing away from three point range right? But what is he doing about it? Doesn’t seem as though he’s been grumbling about it. This obviously is the doing of Stan Van Gundy, but the fact that Howard does nothing about it troubles me enough to have him listed as #5.

We will have a brief intermission here, complete with draft analysis from, Kenny Smith, Charles Barkley, Jay Bilas, Stephen A. Smith and Stuart Scott.

Kenny Smith: Derrick Rose was an excellent pick for the Bulls. He’s got it all folks; usually I’d show you Kenny’s Pictures, but not today because the picture is simply Derrick Rose.

Charles Barkley: Kwame Brown went #1? That’s just turrible. Wes Unseld and Chris Webber are rolling around in their grave.

Bilas: Dwight Howard was a real sexy pick back in 2004.

Stuart Scott: What a ridonk-culous pick by the Clippers; Olowokandi? Seriously? Boo-Ya.

Stephen A Smith: WELL OF COURSE IT WAS RIDICULOUS! BUT ABOUT WHAT ABOUT THE BARGNANI PICK? THE TORONTO RAPTORS ARE CRAZY! HE WAS A BUM THEN, AND HE’S STILL A BUM TODAY! NOW BACK TO SHYNE, WITH THE TOP FOUR PICKS!

Thanks guys. Dave, help us out again please…

“And with the #1 pick in the 1996 NBA Draft, the Philadelphia 76ers select Georgetown guard…”

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4. Allen Iverson

Career numbers: 26.8 PPG, 3.7 RPG, 6.2 APGG, 2.2 SPG, 42.6 FG%
Best season: 05-06; 33 PPG, 3.2 RPG, 7.9 APG, 1.9 SPG, 44.7 FG%
Accomplishments: 10 All-Star appearances, 1996-97 NBA Rookie of the Year, Two time All-Star Game MVP, 2000-01 league MVP.

Teams played on: Philadelphia, Denver, Detroit, Memphis.

Analysis: Let me make this perfectly clear; the NBA is a league dominated by big men. If you want to win an NBA championship, you better have a combination of very good big men, or a great big man. There’s no way around that.

Look at the past NBA champions:
2009 Lakers – Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum
2008 Celtics – Kevin Garnett
2007 Spurs – Tim Duncan
2006 Heat – Shaquille O’Neal
2005 Spurs – Tim Duncan
2004 Pistons – Rasheed Wallace and Ben Wallace
2003 Spurs – Tim Duncan and David Robinson
2002 Lakers – Shaquille O’Neal
2001 Lakers – Shaquille O’Neal
2000 Lakers – Shaquille O’Neal
1999 Spurs – Tim Duncan and David Robinson
1998 Bulls – Dennis Rodman and Luc Longley
1997 Bulls – Dennis Rodman and Luc Longley
1996 Bulls – Dennis Rodman and Luc Longley
1995 Rockets – Hakeem Olajuwon
1994 Rockets – Hakeem Olajuwon
1993 Bulls – Bill Cartwright
1992 Bulls – Bill Cartwright
1991 Bulls – Bill Cartwright
1990 Pistons – Bill Laimbeer and Dennis Rodman

The only teams without a great big man or a combination of good big men are the Michael Jordan led Chicago Bulls. What this means is that the NBA is a big man’s league. And yet, no one ever gave Allen Iverson that memo. Year after the year, AI showed up for games, took a beating and somehow managed to will his team into the playoffs.

People make a huge deal out of the fact that Iverson has had trouble adapting to his teammates and playing with talented players; but people never mention the fact that Iverson kept dragging a team of borderline D-Leaguers to the playoffs and even managed to make the Finals one year. Allen Iverson has been so good for so long that we failed to truly appreciate just how special of a talent he is.

While players such as Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady were busy being spoon fed their vitamins and supplements by nurses because of minor injuries, Iverson was on the court every night giving his team the best chance to win. As years go by, people will forget just how special AI was because there might be some new guy that crosses over people and gets to the basket and finishes; but remember this: Iverson did that back when hand checking was legal and when the league allowed players to commit hard fouls.

Why doesn’t Iverson appear higher on this list? As mentioned earlier, because of his inability to blend his game in with more talented players. AI failed to get it done with Carmelo Anthony, Kenyon Martin, Nene and JR Smith in Denver. He then got shipped to Detroit where a team that annually made the Conference Finals, got into the playoffs as an eighth seed and got swept (yes I’m well aware he didn’t participate in the playoffs but his performance during the regular season made his team an eighth seed). Allen Iverson basically contracted The Marbury Plague (TMP for short). TMP is the phenomenon by which a talented player joins a team and makes the team worse than what it was before he got there; but once that player leaves that team; they suddenly become a good team. With that said however, Allen Iverson is sure to make the Hall of Fame one day.

“And with the #1 pick in the 2003 NBA Draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers select St. Vincent St Mary’s forward….”

3. LeBron James

Career numbers: 27.7 PPG, 7.0 RPG, 6.8 APG, 1.7 SPG, 47.4 FG%
Best season is 2009-10: 29.9 PPG, 7.2 RPG, 7.9 APG, 1.5 SPG, 50.9 FG%
Accomplishments: Five All-Star selections, 2003-04 NBA Rookie of the Year, Two time NBA All-Star Game MVP, 2008-09 NBA League MVP.

Teams played on: Cleveland.

Analysis: Last week, I posted an article titled Whose career would you rather have: Kobe Bryant’s or LeBron James’? Here’s the point I made about LeBron James: “LeBron James took a small market team that no one outside of Ohio paid attention to and turned it into an NBA powerhouse within five years. Although he has yet to win a championship; whenever the conversation turns to teams with a shot at winning an NBA title, the discussion usually involves the Lakers, the Celtics, the Magic and the Spurs. James has now forced everyone to include his Cavaliers into the discussion.

The Cavs are now perennial title contenders and yet with the exception of James, it is basically a team of role players. In order to fully grasp what I’m trying to explain , try to imagine watching the movie Ocean’s Eleven; except you take out Brad Pitt from the equation. You essentially leave George Clooney all alone in the movie and ask him to do all the action, all the charming and all the hustling throughout the movie; and still have the same box office hit. That’s LeBron James peoples; he doesn’t have a truly remarkable co-star and you know what; it might not even matter.” Indeed, LeBron James is the best small forward in the NBA and arguably the league’s best player. He will have his time in the sun but he’s only third in this list because he is missing something that the next two players have….Shall we get to them?

Kanye West interrupts: “Hold up Shyne and Mr Stern, sorry for interrupting and I’ma let you finish, but the next two guys are the only guys on this list to have won rings as the best or second best players on their teams..”

“And with the #1 pick in the 1992 NBA Draft, the Orlando Magic select LSU center…”

2. Shaquille O’Neal
Career: 24.3 PPG, 11.1 RPG, 2.6 APG,  2.3 BPG, 58.1 FG%
Best season is 1999-00: 29.7 PPG, 13.6 RPG, 3.8 APG, 3.0 BPG, 57.4 FG%
15 all star appearances, 92-93 rookie of the year, 3 times All-Star game MVP, 99-00 league MVP, 3 times Finals MVP
played for : Orlando, LA Lakers, Miami, Phoenix, Cleveland

Analysis: Let’s get this out of the way right now; Shaquille O’Neal is the proud owner of four (count them, 1,2,3,4!) championship rings. But that’s merely the beginning. Around the year the 2000, the Diesel made the statement that he should be named the MDE (short for Most Dominant Ever); and the man was right. The league still has never seen a big man with his combination of strength, size, speed, agility and basketball IQ. Shaquille O’Neal made every teams best interior defender look like his younger adolescent brother. Shaq drew so many fouls that he would hold all of his opponents best big men hostage on the bench. Coaches would send in an army of goons to take fouls on Shaq and send him to the free throw line in the hopes that he would miss.

Think about that for a moment; teams were so afraid of him that they purposely sent him to the line because they knew they didn’t stand a chance against him once he caught the ball in the post. His best years were with the Lakers, where he and Kobe Bryant ruled a tough Western Conference on their way to three consecutive NBA titles. O’Neal eventually wore out his welcome in Los Angeles and was traded to Miami where he united with Dwyane Wade. By his second season in South Beach, O’Neal was a champion again. His leadership and rugged interior play allowed his team to reach the top of the mountain once again. Why isn’t Shaq Daddy #1 in this list? Two reasons:

1. Tradeability –A truly a can’t miss franchise player that’s in his prime or just a little past it; should never get traded. The only reasons that allow for a team to trade a franchise center are these:
a. Traded for a younger and better center.
b. Career is coming to a close and said player no longer produces as once before.
c. One hell of a drug problem; as a seller, not a buyer;
d. He brings guns to the facility and threatens to kill somebody.

And yet, Shaquille O’Neal does not fit any of the listed criteria. The Diesel’s sour relationship with Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak and Lakers owner Jerry Buss eventually led to his demise. Although he won a championship in Miami, he was still traded twice afterwards.

2. Next – The main reason Shaq is listed as #2 on this list, is because the guy that comes next is much more worthy of the spot….

“And with the #1 pick in the 1997 NBA Draft, the San Antonio Spurs select Wake Forest center….”

1.Tim Duncan

Career: 21.3 PPG, 11.7 RPG, 3.2 APG, 2.3 BPG, 50.9 FG%
Best year is 2001-02: 25.3 PPG, 12.7 RPG, 3.7 APG, 2.5 BPG, 50.8 FG%
11 All-Star selections, 1997-98 NBA Rookie of the year, 1999-00 All-Star MVP, 3 time mvp, 3 times  NBA Finals MVP

Teams played for:  San Antonio Spurs

Analysis: Tim Duncan will go down in the history books as the greatest power forward of all time. But here’s a secret: he’s more of a center than he is a power forward. And despite that, Duncan does anything and everything you could ever ask a power forward or center to do. You see, not only does Duncan do all the things that you want your power forward/center to do, but he actually made the list of requirements from franchise big men a bit bigger. Let’s look at the requirements of the

Duncan List:
-Rebounds his area
-Scores on the low block
-Defends his own man
-Defends the paint
-Intimidates on both offense and defense
-Only jumps at the very last moment when contesting a shot
-Manages fouls extremely well
-Plays different types of pick and roll defense flawlessly (double team, hedge, switch, trap and recover)
-Always rotates on defense.

That my friends, is the perfect big man. And you know what? He’s been doing it for 13 years.  No one really notices Duncan because he’s quiet, lacks sex appeal (it had to be said), doesn’t do rap videos or shamelessly self-promotes himself. With that said though, the fact remains that Duncan has spent his whole career with the same franchise, he has been marvelously consistent (worst statistical season ever was last year with 19.3 points per game and 10.7 rebounds per game; yes that’s his worst season), he has led his team to 57wins on average every year (excluding lockout year) and has won four NBA titles. In my book, that’s more then good enough to be the best #1 NBA draft pick of the past 20 years.


Not Funny At All

What more can be added to the dumbnumbness of Washington Wizards players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittendon? I say dumb to the extent bringing in guns in jest can result in a major, pointless headache.

Anyway, there’s talk he should be permanently kicked out of the NBA? I’m not so sure. He exhibited remarkable misguided judgment  but we’re talking about a person’s right to work here. And just how bad was his “crime?”

I’m no liberal, but I think the NBA is better off making an example of Arenas. How? In addition to levying a fine and a suspension, why not have him take courses on how guns have ravaged inner-cities and the black community in the United States. He can go around the country as a spokesperson for safe gun keeping and healthier lifestyles – or something to that effect.

Turn this negative into a positive – even if it was all “just a joke.”

That’s of course, pending investigation. From what I read, Washington D.C. has some of strictest, if not murky, gun laws in the land.

Which comes right back to fact that Arenas showed immaturity in his decision to bring guns (unloaded or not) to work and to make light of it by shooting off hand air pistols prior to a game.


Jennings Has Head Screwed On Right

Milwaukee Bucks rookie point guard Brandon Jennings has it together my friends. Never mind the sick 55 points he dropped a couple of weeks back against the Golden State Warriors breaking all sorts of records along the way.

What really got my attention was his appearance on PTI. He said something you don’t hear too many rookies in any sport say after being asked if he’s conservative with his money, “I don’t feel like I’ve earned the right to own a Land Rover.”

Wow. There’s a concept lost these days: Earn your stripes.

If only Allen Iverson would listen.


Lebron’s Suggestion To Honor #23

By Alex

LeBron James, pretty much the best player in the NBA right now.

But not the best in history. And he knows that.

So with his No. 23, which he has been wearing since way back in his high school days, is making a switch to the No. Six.

Why?

James is giving his respect to the best basketball player in NBA history: Michael Jordan. After swishing 34 points on the Heat last night in a 111-104 win, Jordan was sitting there watching the young man play.

So LeBron says that every player who is currently wearing the No. 23, they should switch. But that is going to be tough, with twelve other players in the league already having the number, guys including Kevin Martin and Martell Webster.

“I just think what Michael Jordan has done for the game has to be recognized some way soon. There would be no LeBron James, no Kobe Bryant, no Dwayne Wade if there wasn’t Michael Jordan first,” says James.

He contined, “He can’t get the logo [Hall of Famer Jerry West's silhouette adorns the NBA's logo], and if he can’t, something has to be done. I feel like no NBA player should wear 23. I’m starting a petition, and I’ve got to get everyone in the NBA to sign it. Now, if I’m not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it.”

James did not always used to wear No. 23.

He also used to wear No. 45 a few years ago, before switching back instantly.

“If you see 23, you think about Michael Jordan,” James told the Plain Dealer. “You see game-winning shots, you think about Michael Jordan; you see guys fly through the air, you think about Michael Jordan; you see fly kicks, you think about Michael Jordan. He did so much, it has to be recognized, and not just by putting him in the Hall of Fame.”

James has until March 5 to change his number. LeBron is a doing a good thing right now.

Let’s hope he can do some more good things in the future.