Outrageous Soccer From UNM

I’ve seen (and played) a lot of soccer in my day. Over the course of those years, I came across many teams and players with different styles and philosophies of play. Some are great and others not so great. Some players have a sense of sportsmanship and some don’t. Some are taught to play this way and others are simply made that way. Every game functions with its own context.

I can’t profess to know what kind of history the University of New Mexico and Brigham Young University when it comes to women’s soccer and nor do I know the context to which this game was played but I can’t recall seeing a more deliberate and despicable display of soccer by #15 of  the New Mexico side.

We all love edgy players who compete hard. Without such players, you don’t win championships. However, there are limits to aggressiveness, I believe. To me, the images speak for themselves. Even if she was being trash talked she exhibited no self-control.

What baffles me is how she wasn’t thrown out of the game. This wasn’t a soccer player. This was a bully.

Watch for yourselves. What do you think?


Meet The New Bob Gainey: The Gambler

Montreal Canadiens General Manager Bob Gainey has pulled the rug from his five-year plan (losing a shit load of free agents for nothing makes it all the more easier) and has chosen a new path for the Habs. Hey, at least he admits his errors – sorta. He’ll put his faith and hockey stake in Scott Gomez, Brian Gionta and Mike Cammalleri and to a lesser extent with Jaroslav Spacek and Hal Gill. It’s suddenly a new, if not unchartered, era in Montreal.

I admit, while I understand the moves and harbor no problems with the three talented forwards, one has to question the management competence of this organization.

Anyway, NHL observers and fans alike have discovered Gainey has a mean gambling streak in him. Because, dear folks, if this fails…

I dedicate this Kenny Rogers classic to Gamblin’ Gainey:

All these moves also reminds me of this scene in Dumb and Dumber for some reason. Let me explain. Some people may like the new Gainey A LOT. Others may see there’s a chance his decision mayy work. Hence:


Diving Beauts From Around The Globe

How Italy came to be the poster boys for diving is beyond me. I’ve been watching and reading about soccer for a long, long time and one thing I can say is that diving transcends nationality.

Do people actually believe German, English, Brazilian, Argentinian, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Korean, Dutch, Spanish etc. players don’t dive? If you’re one of these people please watch this video and stop giving into weak perceptions.


Cavs Win! Neutral Bias Be Damned! Cavs Win!

Makes you wonder about media neutrality.

The shot in question? Lebron James winner with one second to go.


Sports Links And Videos Of Interest

The excellent soccer writer Rob Hughes offers his thoughts in “Amid Passion and Grief, Reminders That Italy Remains a Sleeping Giant”.

They’re angry and they don’t care who knows it.  Fire Jay Mariotti goes where no journalist too chummy with the system attempts to explore lest they get overlooked for the next piece of crap golf invitational. The idea that the NBA is fixed has floated around ever since the Tim Donahue scandal. Didn’t a couple of refs who were from Chicago work a game in the Bulls-Celtics series? It’s an uncomfortable possibility – deal with it.

Real Madrid’s Pepe puts the pew in le pew. I haven’t quite seen a guy lose it like this:


Meet The Most Amazing Hockey Player Today

By Alex

A goalie can never be prepared when they see the yellow laces of one of the most ferocious and exciting athlete in professional sports gliding towards them.

Yes. Right here, right now I state with reasonable confidence that Alexander Ovechkin is one of the world’s great athletes.

The guy is simply sick, sly and stunning.

Not since Hulk Hogan flipped Andre the Giant have I been reduced to tears when I see an athlete do the things Ovechkin pulls off.

When I see Ovechkin barreling down the wing or up the middle of the ice, I now know what people must have felt when Genghis Khan, the Romans or Alexander the Great invaded. That is, a sense of pure fear, helplessness and awe.

They say Maurice “The Rocket” Richard (one of Canada’s most important sports cultural icon) was the greatest hockey player ever “blue line in.”

Alex Ovechkin will challenge that title. He may even own it one day.

He’s that good.

The people of Washington are the luckiest fans in sports. Heck, Ovechkin, Niklas Backstrom, Alexander Semin and Mike Greene form the best unit in hockey in my opinion.

When I saw this goal I stood in marvel not just as a sports fan but as member of humanity. Oh, yeah. His anticipation, timing, determination, fearlessness and accuracy is outstanding.



Pugilist Emery Doesn’t Shill For Anyone

Goalie Ray Emery takes a stand against corporate sponsorship in Russia where capitalism runs wild. I’m sure Naomi Klein is horny tonight.

Didn’t Emery punch out an old man in Ottawa for a minor traffic incidence? He has problems.

Sure. NHL teams should sign him immediately.


Baseball Playoffs Around The Corner

Let’s kick things off with who else? Bugs Bunny.

Notice the alliteration around 6:22. Hilarious.


Imagine How They’d React If It Was Real!

By Beaker


The Corking Of Gary Coleman

Oh dear.

When are they bringing the cast of Diff’rent Strokes together again?

Oh yeah. Forgot.

Oh dear.