By Beaker
Count me in as one of those former average athletes now turned fan of sports who just loves a good old fashioned butt kicking.
Professional athletes shouldn’t complain about teams who run up the score on them. They should do something about it. This is professional sports; not some house league where everyone gets a ribbon for participating.
Remember those? They used to have Gold, Silver, Bronze patches and some indistinct colour for all the rest who came out to play. Apparently, the Gold, Silver, Bronze formula has been abandoned lest it hurts the self-esteem of all the losers. Welcome to the 21st century where everyone – no matter how mediocre – gets to pretend to be a big shot.
I digress. For the record, I usually got silver.
The latest babies to come forward are the Washington Capitals. The other day they were spanked by the Montreal Canadiens 4-0. They accused the Habs of running up the score when it was 3-0. 3-0! This in a league where a three goal deficit can be erased in a heartbeat. Especially on a team that has Alexander Ovechkin and Niklas Backstrom.
Washington’s complaints should be directed to the mirror. This was a team that potentially could have been a surprise club. Instead, they’ve come up short.
Have we come sunk this far that a 3-0 scoreline is considered a blow out?
Which brings me to the NFL and the upcoming Super Bowl. All season long the New England Patriots were insanely chastised for running up the score on opponents. Largely thanks to the reality that they were playing at a level far ahead of the rest of the league.
Is it up to them to slow down? Perhaps. Maybe there are points in a game where the foot can be released from the pedal for a moment. However, it’s also up to the other team to not quit and do its best for 60 minutes. Or else why not throw a white flag and have a mercy rule?
What’s the equivalent of an anti-trust law in sports? Be successful but don’t be too successful because this will wake up inefficient management. Rather than splashing some water on their faces and getting their act together they will, well, scream and complain.
I’m not suggesting that sometimes some leaders don’t tend to act like bullies but it seems to me we’ve gone a little too far as the Capitals example shows.
This Sunday if the Pats are beating the New York Giants with ease they should keep hammering. Especially considering all the talking and chirping the Giants have been doing. Plaxico Burress’ prediction of a Giants 23-17 win and Michael Strahan’s confidence that the Giants will prevail has done one thing: given the Pats the green light to, well, run up the score.
It’s cool to claim confidence but if during the game your little tight asses are being kicked suck it up.
It may not happen (the Giants are looking good) but New England should do pummel the Giants for all the sports Darwinists out there if presented with the chance to pop that one last touchdown.


