Stats Corner: Looking At Goalie Workload Numbers

By Beaker

I’ve always felt the statistics used to judge a goalie in hockey are incomplete. As it stands, the most popular – and useless – measure employed is goals against average. GAA should be outright ignored. It’s misleading. Save percentage is a more reliable albeit imperfect statistic, yet its traction is a recent phenomena.

The problem with SP is it only reflects how many pucks a goalie stops relative to the number of shots faced. It tells nothing else. Still, it’s a helluva lot better than GAA. In turn, GAA is more acceptable than people who think wins/lost are what matters for goalies.

Of course, this is pure idiocy. A goalie can’t score goals and trying to determine with any objectivity how many games a goalie “wins” by himself is impossible and futile. A lot like seeking “Mr. Clutch” stats. The reality is hockey is a team game and winning and losing entails the collective actions (big and small) of each and every player on the ice. To tag a goalie with a win or loss and stigmatize him with it is a human rights crime.

The other thing that drives me batshit is when I hear so-called pundits talk out of their asses by saying, “but he’s never won anything!” or “he’s unproven because he’s never won a playoff series.” 

That’s commentary used to fill out air space with fluff. Most of the time, a goalie’s track record, given a large enough sample size, has a pattern and that pattern tells truths. If he’s played well all along it means he can goaltend even if he’s playing on a team that never makes the playoffs. It”s not his fault the organization he plays for is rub by a piece of celery.

I’m telling you, it’s insulting to have to hear about how one great athlete is somehow deficient because he “never won.”

If a goalie plays for a team that wins 45 games a year obviously he will win more games. Unless he’s winning those games by himself, which he isn’t, this is a reflection of a strong hockey club. Conversely, a team that wins 28 games will mean their goalie is winning less games. Duh. But does it mean he’s “shittier” than the goalie on the better team? Of course not. Any reasonable, sane person with a rational bone will concede this.

There resides among observers and commentators too much of a subjective streak in spinning a goalie’s performance. Too often we’re left with a “he shoulda had” that puck routine. According to whose context? In order to say such a thing you need to contextualize and even then, proof it statistically.  

Truth is, the sports community is filled with unimaginative individuals who have come to believe in their own divine bull shit which often is pure bunk and that luck plays a larger part in outcome than they care to admit. They seem incapable – or at least unwilling – to admit that it’s entirely possible sometimesmthe best athletes in a particular sport never won a title.

There’s nothing complicated in accepting this premise. If you don’t, and you become the GM of a team, you’re likely to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over. Preconceived notions murder your chances for success.

The only option to weed this evil human flaw is to devise reliable statistics measuring a goalie’s performance.

Inspired by Bill James no doubt, puckprospectus at least explores and expands on incomplete stats.

Anyway.

The Hockey Compendium, a book woefully under valued in my opinion, by Klein and Reif attempted to at least consider a goalie’s “workload” factoring shots faced, shots faced per game and minutes played. They called it goalie perseverance and it basically is save percentage expanded with more information.

It doesn’t consider the defensive unit in front of a goalie, screened or deflected shots or other uncontrollable factors that contribute to a goal, but at least it’s a start.

According to them, and quite frankly it’s not surprising, Dominik Hasek is the greatest goalie of all time.

The Hockey Compendium hasn’t been updated so I’ve taken their calculation and applied it to the present crop of NHL goalies. Obviously, sample size differs from goalie to goalie. For example, we have little on Jimmy Howard at the pro level and more on Martin Brodeur.

I also wanted to check out their AHL and NCAA or Junior stats but there were to many gaps of missing of information and to track them down would be too much work. Maybe I’ll do it down the road. The reason is I wanted to see a goalie’s “track record” and compare it to their pro stats. I’m sure in there we’d find some gem goalies who are overlooked or ignored based on erroneous presumptions.

Here’s the list of top goalie perseverance:

1) Tuukka Rask -.978

2) Jonas Hiller – .972

3) Jaroslav Halak – .972

4) Roberto Luongo – .971

5) Jimmy Howard – .971

6) Thomas Vokoun – .967

7) Niklas Backstrom – .967

icon cool Stats Corner: Looking At Goalie Workload Numbers Keri Lehtonen – .967

9) Craig Anderson – .966

10) Henrik Lundqvist – .965

11) Ryan Miller – .964

12) Carey Price – .964

13) Ilya Bryzgalov – .963

14) Pekka Rinne – .962

15) Mikka Kiprusoff – .961

16) Cristobal Huet – .960 *

17) Dwayne Roloson – .959

18) Ondrej Pavelec – .959

19) Semyon Varlamov – .958

20) Nikolai Khabibulin – .957

21) Marc-Andre Fleury – .957

22) Steve Mason – .956

23) Mike Smith – .955

24) Marty Turco – .954

25)  Rick DiPietro – .954

26) Antero Niittymaki – .954

27) Brian Elliott – .954

28) Michael Leighton -.952

29) Cam Ward – .950

30) Jon Quick – .950

31) Jonas Gustavson – .946

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Stats Corner: Top MLB Teams By Wins For 2000-2009

By Alex

After reading Moneyball I was interested in seeing how the Oakland A’s closed out the decade. Turns out pretty well.

Top 17 teams (over .500) by wins/winning percentage 2000-2009.

1) New York Yankees – 965 (.596)

2) Boston Red Sox – 920 (.568)

3) St. Louis Cardinals – 913 (.564)

4) L.A. Angeles – 900 (.556)

5) Atlanta Braves – 892 (.551)

6) Oakland A’s – 890 (.549)

7) Minnesota Twins – 868 (.536)

icon cool Stats Corner: Top MLB Teams By Wins For 2000 2009 Los Angeles Dodgers – 862 (.532)

9) Chicago White Sox – 857 (.529)

10) San Francisco Giants – 855 (.528)

11) Philadelphia Phillies – 850 (.525)

12) Seattle Mariners – 837 (.517)

13) Toronto Blue Jays – 835 (.515)

14) Houston Astros – 832 (.514)

15) Cleveland Indians – 816 (.504)

16) New York Mets – 815 (.502)

17) Florida Marlins – 811 (.501)

Notes:

-No surprise at the top two. But before you go off about big payrolls equating to success, keep in mind the L.A. Dodgers well underwhelming and the New York Mets a downright mess. Conversely, small market/budget teams like the A’s and Minnesota Twins did well. Incidentally, I would like to know how the Twins do it year in and year out.

-Only four teams won over 900 games: Yankees, Red Sox, Braves, Angels. 15 won over 800. Of the 15 only two teams have winning percentages below .500: Chicago Cubs .498 and Arizona Diamond Backs .497.

- Worst team (s)? Kansas City Royals (672 – .415) and Pittsburgh Pirates (681 – .420). By choice and design or pure ineptness?

-Oakland had seven winning seasons two with 100 plus wins. Only three other teams had multiple 100 win seasons: The Yankees (4), Cardinals (2), Braves (2). The Red Sox, a big payroll team, had none. Although, of course, they have two world titles.

-The A’s made the playoffs consecutively four times between 2000-2003. They never made the World Series. The Yankees were in the playoffs every single year going to the series four times winning twice (2-2). The Cardinals reached it twice going 1-1 and the Red Sox also two times winning each time. The Angels made the playoffs six times winning one world title. The Twins made five trips to the post season; same for the Braves. Like Oakland they both didn’t make it to the final series.

- The average wins for MLB is 810.7. The top 17 teams are the only ones above the average.

-Currently, the Yankees have a $206 million payroll. The Sox $162. The A’s are at $51 million.


Nostalgia Keeps Things Alive

By Rebecca Glass

Right now, my Facebook page is dotted with references to the Hartford Whalers, Winnipeg Jets and Montreal Expos.

It’s 1.30 in the morning, and I’m drawn in by the power of teams no longer there, contracted or moved elsewhere, their original incarnations working their way until they become favorites of ours.

I’ve been to Montreal, and I’ve seen the Expos play (in 2002, versus the Houston Astros), and I remember falling in love with a young Vladimir Guerrero, and despite the last place team, despite the empty stadium, despite my most prevalent Expo memory having been David Cone’s perfect game, I still found myself liking the team. I liked it then, and I love it more now.

The Expos are only one of many teams where the nostalgia permeates, in baseball and in other sports, but they might be the most obvious example of this feeling because they were torn from us, undone by the strike, just when they were the best team in all of baseball. That’ll create nostalgia, just like the Dodgers skipping town only a couple years after winning their one and only World Series.

Sometimes I wonder if what I love is the team…or the idea of the team.

What I love isn’t so much Tim Raines or Andre Dawson or Dennis Martinez; what I love is the idea of a team, playing in a city that loves their team, like Seattle loved their Sonics, like Cleveland loved their original Browns.

I wonder, if/when the Nets move to Brooklyn, will their New Jersey tenure be looked back upon with a sense of fondness? The idea of a basketball team in Brooklyn has a ton of pull, and even I, a native Jerseyan, don’t absolutely hate the idea, but what my reaction will be when the move is finally done…I have no idea.

On the surface, it’s crazy to compare the move or contraction of a team to the death of someone you know and love, but when you get to the fanatical level that you’re probably at if you’re reading this post, the relationship becomes complicated. You know the team, everything you possibly can know about them, celebrate their successes and mourn their failures even if you know the reciprocation is never coming.

Maybe it’s the notion that they’re there, like that Nike Ad from last Christmas said, when everything else fails, when rent is too high, the weather too 33-and-raining, the wrong candidate wins the election…the team is still there, still showing up, still playing, for good or ill. So, then, when the team is taken from you, be it after a long, drawn out process or something sudden and nearly overnight, that certainty, that fallback, that pride, is gone.

What would happen if the departed team came back? If the Nationals went back to Montreal or the Carolina Hurricanes back to Hartford?

Would they be welcomed back with open arms and live happily ever after as we hope? Or are we more in love with the nostalgia than we are the team itself?

As geography constantly changes, so too will teams in their locations, choosing to migrate to more populous or lucrative areas, and fans somewhere will be left in the cold. The Expos and the Whalers and the Jets and the Sonics will go from living experiences to the memories of a Wikipedia generation, and the nostalgia will continue to grow.


Just Think Of That Away End

By Leigh Sanders

It’s the greatest feeling in the world which is never fully experienced by those armchair fans that choose to sit at home and watch the big match on the TV. Scoring that last minute winner away at your biggest rivals sends you and your fellow supporters in to a frenzy matched rarely in other walks of life.

The away end in a football stadium is a small pocket of primeval space that brings out the most basic instincts from human beings you would not see anywhere else. Rage, elation, ecstasy. Here you can scream and shout things you would be sectioned for in the outside world. You can dance and shout like it’s the revolution and each and every one of you is there for the same reason. Goals are celebrated with hugs and screams shared with men you have never seen before in your life.

To steal a phrase coined by a good friend, he would often exclaim “just think of that away end” when an away team was to nick a crucial goal in a game we would be watching on TV not involving our club.

This weekend we saw some perfect examples of this. Newcastle United pinching an away win at Everton. Liverpool coming from 2-0 down to 2-2 at bitter rivals Manchester United. The noise coming from the away ends as those goals went in was spectacular and when the cameras panned over the travelling supporters it looked far livelier than any visit the Pope has ever made.

I have been involved in many a situation myself. The playoff final against Queens Park Rangers in 2003 when Andy Campbell scored an extra time winner to send us up to what is now The Championship is one memorable moment.

Then there was scoring a late goal away at Arsenal in the F.A. Cup which roughly 5,000 travelling fans danced around to in the hope that we could somehow muster an equaliser in the remaining three minutes.

Coming back from 3-1 down away at Luton one cold and dreary Valentine’s Day with ten minutes remaining to earn a 3-3 draw. The list is endless.

While ‘armchair fans’ seem happy in their world of pubs and scarves declaring they’ve “loved a club all their life” it is the diehards who regularly travel away with those teams who fully get to appreciate the joys of coming back to win a crucial league match in the last minute.

Whether it be 6,000 of you who’ve gone to watch your team play a top Premiership side away in the cup or 300 of you who’ve braved the wintry conditions to travel all the way to Hull City on a Tuesday night the camaraderie and brotherhood remains the same.

You are all there for one reason and will share in the pain or triumph together as a unit. You will sing your hearts out and celebrate every goal like you have never seen one before.

The next time you are watching a game on television look out for when the cameras pan over the away end to check out what I am talking about. If that is your club, shame on you for choosing the pub over the game (unless of course there is a valid reason). When your team pinch that late winner I hope you feel gutted you didn’t join us for the journey.

For those who dare, win. And while there has been much wasted travel time and expense chasing Cardiff City all over the country there has also been the incomparable highs too. And no feeling can match these. Just think of that away end indeed.

Image from Flickr.


Big East Believes It Still Holds Edge On ACC

By Matthew McClusky

Fantasy College Blitz

The Big East would like to extend a hardy thank you to the Atlantic Coast Conference. FCS James Madison went to Lane Stadium and beat Virginia Tech, Georgia Tech drops a strange game at Kansas (the Jayhawks themselves coming off a loss to an FCS school), both Florida State and Miami were humiliated on national television.

That wrath from the college football world, however, would actually be better directed at the Big East as the conference has five wins total in two weeks with three victories coming against FCS squads. It was that very ACC that raided the Big East of its most popular and successful teams (Miami and Virginia Tech (sorry Boston College) just seven years ago, but now things are different.

Yet, the ACC remains at the center of the barbs while the Big East is quietly off to a putrid start. The volume from critics is surely going to be turned up if the Big East doesn’t collectively get it’s act together. A week three turnaround is a must for the Big East.

- Connecticut at Temple – What is the best recipe for playing Denard Robinson and Michigan? Schedule Texas Southern the following Saturday to make your players and fans forget about playing Denard Robinson (Too bad Notre Dame didn’t  follow that advice). One week after getting carved up by Robinson, the Huskies put the wood to the FCS Tigers. UConn hits the road again this weekend, however, to play a feisty Temple Owl team. Randy Edsall and Connecticut have played some close games in recent years against Bill Cosby‘s Owls. In 2007 Temple beat the Huskies with a last second touchdown, of course only the officials saw that differently. Through two games Connecticut running back Jordan Todman is averaging 178 yards per game with a total of four touchdowns. Despite a shakey effort against the Wolverines in week one, Todman is always a must play. In fact Temple is ranked 91st nationally against the run after playing Villanova and Central Michigan this season. Todman will end up getting 20 plus carries, hit at least his average, and will end up with at least one score against Temple. In deeper leagues (or Big East onlys) back up running back Robbie Frey for the Huskies is also in play here. Frey received 12 carries in garbage time against Texas Southern and churned out 112 yards and two touchdowns. As for the Husky aerial assault? Much like with the Bearcats and Collaros, I would stay away until qb Zach Frazer shows some consistency.

- Maryland at 21 West Virginia – Another Big East v. ACC game that pits old rivals against each other as well. The Mountaineers and Terrapins had played each other every year from 1980 – 2007. The two haven’t played since, but West Virginia has won five straight over the Terps. This game is in Morgantown where the ‘Neers haven’t lost a non-conference game in 14 straight contests. That is valuable information as every Big East team puts up more consistent numbers at home more than the road (WVU especially). Noel Devine will continue his ground attack for West Virginia against a Terps defense that allowed Navy to rush for 406 yards in week one. It is important to note, however, that the Senior back has carried the ball 46 times through two games. Last season Devine averaged 18 carries a game and seemed to break down a little at the end of the year. I love Devine’s big play potential, but I remain less enamored with him being an every down back. Neer’s quarterback Geno Smith has thrown for 532 yards in two games, with 316 of those coming last Friday on the road at Marshall. It looks as though, despite Devine’s heavy work load, Smith’s arm is the catalyst for the WVU offense. Smith and receivers Tavon Austin and Jock Sanders will put up points against an untested Maryland secondary.

- Louisville @ 25 Oregon State – No statistical breakdown necessary here as every player on Louisville this week, as in most weeks, is a stay away. The Beavers (can you write that on a web site?) have won eight straight home openers and the Cardinals have one road win since 2008. Throw in that Oregon State has both Rodger brothers (running back Jacquizz and receiver James) just salivating to play Louisville after losing to TCU in week one and this game will get ugly quickly. By the way, has there ever been a bigger discrepancy in sibling names than Jacquizz and James?

- Maine @ Syracuse – The Orange kickoff the home slate after getting smacked around by Washington Husky quarterback Jake Locker last weekend in Seattle. Much like the recipe for the Denard Robinson hangover, scheduling the Black Bears should help Syracuse recover quickly. This despite Stephen Colbert‘s continued warnings on the dangers of bears. The bad news for Syracuse hit on Thursday, however, as Senior wide out Aaron Weaver was lost for the year with a torn ACL. Weaver, a transfer from the now defunct Hofstra football program, had proven to be a big asset for quarterback Ryan Nassib. Weaver caught a touchdown pass in week one and had four receptions against Washington. Weaver’s injury will factor in for Syracuse later in the season, as for this weekend the Orange will be fine. Delone Carter will get the bulk of the work load has he rushed for 71 yards against Maine last year. More importantly Carter punched the ball across the goal line three times in that game. With Syracuse head coach Doug Marrone subscribing to former Orange head coaches Dick MacPherson and the Paul Pasqualoni theory of not running up the score (see the final sequence of plays against Akron), I would expect Carter and fellow running back Antwon Bailey to get plenty of carries and opportunities for scores.  Keep an eye on Nassib (431 yards passing – 3 TD – 1 INT)  in this game as the Junior signal caller has rushed for a 58 yard touchdown and thrown for a 45 yard score this season already.


Montreal Canadiens Don’t Do Enough For Its Brand Internationally

By Alex

When I was a kid I remember hearing about the story of a little boy in remote Sweden with nothing but a posterof the Montreal Canadiens over his bed.

The economics of hockey in the 1980s were far different than they are today. Hockey was, for the most part, a largely local and parochial operation with about 80% of its talent base coming from Canada. 90% if you included Americans.

Hockey is a far more global enterprise now and the percentage of Canadians in the league is far less at about 55% while American born players stands at about 20%. The rest coming from Europe.

That’s some demographic shift and I expect that to continue. That is, Canadian numbers will likely further diminish while we can expect increases in American players entering the league.

Which puts into further perspective how absurd and disconnected the Parti Quebecois really are with the real world when they spew on about “federalist plots” and other unsound nationalist views they espouse.

Of course, don’t mention to them – existing side by side with immortal French-Canadian icons - the Habs have always had Anglo-Irish roots from players to management to ownership. Attempting to connect a club exclusively to one segment of the population is exclusionary (not to mention laying the seeds for divisiveness with the one product all Quebecers of all creeds and races unite under) in its make up and delusionary in its hope of producing a championship team in today’s global environment.

In other words, they’re children in a big man’s world and should rightfully be ignored. It’s bad enough the Montreal Canadiens overlook (prejudicially I argue) perfectly qualified candidates for their coaching and General Manager positions based on the narrow criteria of language. Ergo, new talents like Steve Yzerman are not contacted and proven GM’s like Dave Tallon aren’t considered. Instead here comes, with far less promise and success, Pierre Gauthier. Quality is sacrificed for culture. To some, mostly nationalists, this is acceptable. To a franchse whose sole mandate is (or should be) to win, this is detrimental in the long-term.

Not a proper way to treat a premium, brand entity I submit.

Which brings me to another aspect of this glorious hockeyclubs business practices. It seems to me anyway, they have not capitalized fully on the gold standard brand they possess. In many ways, they remain very much closed off in a local mentality not all that different from Canadian business as a whole. One needed only to observe this at work for all to see with the consortium that took over the Montreal Expos prior to its ultimate demise. They seemed incapable of graduating from a Quebec business mindset to an American one. You can’t play by Quebecois rules in an American world.

I look at Manchester United, Real Madrid, the New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, and, increasingly Serie A clubs in Italy like Juventus and AC Milan, and they’ve all realized the need to sell and market their clubs abroad. One doesn’t need to spell out the advantages of exploring new markets not only in search of talent but for merchandising as well.

The Montreal Canadiens brand belongs to a select few prestigious sports club in the world which includes the likes of the Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Boston Celtics, Liverpool, Barcelona, and Los Angeles Dodgers.

Yet, why aren’t the Habs hammering their brand in Northern Europe where there’s possibly a market ready to digest all things Montreal Canadiens? Instead, they’ve left it to the NHL to market the league. This is smart for the NHL, but the Habs should have been the leader. They should have taken the initiative to set up camps, academies and permanent operations in Europe. All under the banner of “the greatest hockey team in the world” to borrow Roch Carrier’s immortal words. In fact, they could have used this magical book to sell their identity.

The Parti Quebecois are an inward looking entity. The Montreal Canadiens should be a forward looking organization exporting its legendary name (and with it comes not just Quebec pride but Canada as well). It’s a win-win for all involved.

The Canadiens shouldn’t be the sixth most valuable team in hockey. It should be the most valuable. It has no business being second to the New York Rangers and Toronto Maple Leafs. True, its market is less affluent and population smaller but all the more reason to make up for that short fall elsewhere.

Is it too late to get into this game? I don’t think it’s ever too late but you do want to strike when the iron is hot. The Habs have the means to accomplish bigger things. Commitment is another matter. Alas, they still have short comings within its own operation but nothing a little true leadership equipped with grand visions can’t fix.

That’s how you capitalize on the dream of  little kid with a poster of Guy Lafleur in his room.


Middling Thoughts On Reggie Bush And Ines Sainz Episodes

By Beaker

Just wanted to impart my words of pseudo-wisdom on a couple of stories plaguing the sports world.

One is the plot where Reggie Bush has given back the Heisman Trophy. This decision has the media questioning his motives. I think the debate about whether or not it’s genuine misses the overall point. When he committed his faux pas he was 17.

Seventeen.

Old enough to tell the difference between right and wrong but not old enough to have developed his own sense of wisdom. Seriously, what sort of life experience did he (or any athlete in that position for that matter) have when faced with the greedy, cut throat world of sports? It’s well established that the cognitive development of a person where reasoning is secure doesn’t happen until their 20 years old.

Teenagers are just that: Impressionable babies in transition into adulthood. He was vulnerable to those who held influence over him. If the people he love and trust steered him in a certain direction, what did you expect him to do?

Now we play the morality game? Sure, part of the problem was the cover up and lie when confronted with the facts but it’s easier said than done.

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Never heard of this Ines Sainz chick but I’m a little tired of hot girls marketing themselves as such crying foul when they’re treated shabbily.

Not condoning misogyny here. No sir. Leave that to ESPN and it’s obsession with rappers. Everybody must be treated with respect.

Just saying spare me when you go around feeling biceps and expecting to be treated with total professionalism. THIS IS PRO SPORTS. These are not guys who are going to discuss Cicero’s political philosophy or offer insights into how to solve an economic recession.

Athletes are men with lotsa, you know, raw energy. They’re going to cross lines sometimes. Asking them to continue the cherade, half naked after a football practice or hockey game only begs that from time to time they’ll bust out with some less than flattering comments.

Time for sports media to get real.

When you blur sexy girls with journalism you’re only leaving yourself open to problems. I think the NFL and the New York Jets acted appropriately and indeed we shouldn’t tolerate any maltreatment of journalists of any gender (I include aliens here) or race but sometimes…sometimes it’s not the athlete’s fault.

They’re too easy a target.


When Parochial Politicians Attack

By Beaker.

Jesus, 2010 I still have to put up with romantic dorks from 1848.

Here we go again. In this installment of “When nationalists strike with absurd thoughts” we present PQ language minister Pierre Curzi

Curzi sees plots. At least he doesn’t see dead people. The plut involves (surprise, surprise) the Federal government. Apparently, they’re behind the lack of Francophones in the Montreal Canadiens.

 This conspiracy is even more retarded than 9/11.

Perhaps Mr. Curzi and all nationalists who complain about the Habs not having enough Quebecers should, I don’t know, ensure that the province produce world class players. It’s a thought. Practical but when it comes to emotional nationalists, realism is not something they prefer to confront.

Today, there is no territorial draft. Any NHL team can pluck Quebecers before the Habs ever get a chance to get their hands on them. With the crop of Quebecers on the decline, this leads to slim pickings for the Habs. Unless the Habs, of course, select French-Canadians at all costs which is not, as we know, intelligent.

Now, if you tell me the Habs shouldn’t be out-scouted by any team in its own backyard I agree. That’s an organizational issue; not a political one.

Men like Curzi don’t care. They’d have no problem watching a mediocre team loaded with mediocre Quebecers than one where the makeup is mostly one of international players who win.

Fans, for their part I suspect, have no problems with the latter. It’s the select few, as usual, who bitch and moan.

In any event, it’s a pointless comment to make. Curzi and his ilk had better get used to it because the United States will be producing top players in the future and I expect the amount of Yanks drafted to increase moving forward.

Maudits Federalistes!

It’s a shame because quack commentary distracts from legitimate aspects of diligently and respectfully protecting Quebec’s culture. However, this is an example of paranoid, ignorant overkill.

The Habs are a private sports enterprise. Government shouldn’t be sticking its nose in that to score cheap political points.

The PQ owe me money for having to defend the Montreal Canadiens. Something I never want to do.


Plugging Bad Boys Beneath ESPN

By Ant Supernova

I was watching Around the Horn earlier today and was surprised to hear host Tony Reali (a paesano, come va fra-teh!) mention that Lil’Wayne predicted Rafael Nadal and Kim Clijsters would win the U.S. Open…from jail.

As if he’s the only one who made that call. Why bother to mention it?

How to put this gently?

Is he and ESPN off their fucking rockers? Nona, ma, slap Reali with a sfogliatelle!  Jesus, what’s with this fascination with criminals? I really don’t give a veal’s Marsala what these dudes (and I’m sure they’re alright guys)  think let alone having a major network give them a plug. It’s, well, irresponsible. 

When will ESPN grow up and shed this childish infatuation with those who do no good for society at large?

But hey. Snoop Dog has managed so…I guess it’s what the people want.


Pac 10 Review For Week Two

By Matt Ryan

Fantasy College Blitz

Cal vs Colorado:  Colorado put up little resistance, down 14-0 at the end of the 1st, then falling behind 31-0 at the half before limping home to a thorough 52-7 defeat in which the Cal D scored twice. As you might expect in such a blowout , star RB Shane Vereen was riding the pine in the 2nd half, but he had a pretty good start to the game with 59 yards and a score on the ground and adding 18 more yards and a score through the air. Vereen had 6 redzone attempts; 3 rushes and 3 pass targets. QB Kevin Riley was 15-of-24 for just under 200 yards and 4 scores, 2 to each WR and 2 to each RB. WR Keenan Allen was again the team’s top target with 10 passes throw his way, hauling in 6 for 66 yards and a score. #2 WR Marvin Jones had 100 yards on the day (77 on 3-of-5 receiving, 23 on the ground) with a score. Cal threw zero passes to the TE in Week 2.Washington State vs Montana State:  This offense is horrid, cut any ties now. Wazzu had turnovers on its 1st 2 possessions and was playing from behind all day, needing a last second FG to eek out a 1-point win. QB Jeff Tuel faced the weakest D he will see all year and was still sacked 3 times, was harassed all day and barely threw for 200 yards on 17-of-29 passing. RB James Montgomery was great, gaining 116 yards on 20 carries with a score. RB Logwone Mitz was a non-factor. But there is no way this team will ever be in a position to pound the rock this season, the D is swiss cheese and the O cant punch itself out of a paper bag. Montgomery just will not get enough work. None of the WRs had much time to get open, so none had a great day. WR Marques Wilson should be monitored in any Keeper league, but no reason to own him now. If you’re stuck, Wilson could make a decent pinch weekly start at WR on any week, the logic being that Washington State will be out of most games by halftime this season, so when the 2nd and 3rd stringers come in on the opposing Ds, Wilson could find some nice mismatches. He is a great talent playing on a truly bad team.

Washington vs Syracuse:  As expected, Syracuse had no answer for WR Jermaine Kearse, who hauled in 9 of the 12 passes that came his way for 179 and 3 scores. #2 WR Devin Aguilar also finished with a very nice 7 catches (of 11) for 81 yards and one score. QB Jake Locker was 22-of-33 passing for just under 300 yards on the day with the afore mentioned 4 TDs and chipped in 15 yards on the ground. RB Chris Polk finished with 117 yards and a score on 20 carries but was kept under wraps most of the day (53 yards came on a long TD run). Husky TEs only saw 2 passes come their way, but interesting both went to Marlion Barnett and not Chris Izbicki. OF NOTE: a Syracuse D that really penetrated and annoyed Akron in Week 1, registering 3 sacks, had trouble even getting to Locker in Week 2. The Husky OL kept their star QB’s jersey almost completely clean allowing no sacks and only a few knockdowns.

#7 Oregon @ Tennessee:  The big fantasy story here was RB Kenjon Barner vs LaMichael James, and despite being bottled up most of the evening (72 of his 134 came on one play), James owners should be breathing a huge sigh of relief based on how it appears both players will be used as the season goes on. Barner’s 1st touch in a close game (well, a close half…) came at the start of the 2nd quarter on a swing pass. His first carry was with about 12 to go in the half. He finished the 1st half with only 2 catches and 2 carries. Translation: the offense does appear to belong to James. Not that Barner won’t steal some carries, yards, and scores from time to time. But James definitely appears to be The Man. James had 4 consecutive carries on a pivotal drive late in the 2nd that would lead to a FG that cut the deficit to 7 point. To start the 2nd half James had drives where he was fed the rock on 5 straight plays and another where he got it 2 straight plays. (NOTE: Barner did not have consecutive carries till James was out of the game.) Sweet Baby James even showed his wheels off by taking one 72 yards to the house on a blown coverage. After tying it up at the half, Oregon had a huge 3rd going up 2 scores on 2 plays (the long run by James and a pick-6 by the Oregon D) and James did not play in the 4th, so his stat line might not be all that impressive as it could have but rest assured that James should turn out to be the stud work horse you though he would be when you drafted him. As far as Barner: he will still get his touches, but interesting that when the game was out of reach, it was Remene Alston who saw mop-duty in the 2nd half. Barner had 5 2nd half touches then sat after his 70-yd punt return early in the 3rd. Alstongot the rest of the action. So from a fantasy prospective, Alston might be the better #2 fantasy option for the Ducks as they should be blowing some folks out this season.

Pass catchers: WR Jeff Maehl was the top target (7) and pass-catcher (5) but the young Tennessee secondary did a good job keep him from breaking free. He should be the beneficiary  of the potent 1-2-3 Duck ground attack, but he really needs QB Darron Thomas to step up his game to have any real week-2-week value: Thomas was again hovering around 50% completion percentage, going 17 of 33 for 202. TE David Paulson might be the bigger fantasy factor given the relative value of their positions. He scored for the 2nd straight game and while he might not score every week he ought to be good for 4-8 catches and 40-100 yards and it at least a threat to score every week. In short, he should continue to be a major factor in the Ducks offense.

HIDDEN NUGGET:  Striking from deep, scoring on Special Teams and on D, the Ducks only had 4 trips into the Red Zone, but 3 of them were passes. Translation: Don’t give up on QB Thomas yet. He is still learning the position, and while he may not be uber-effective at the moment as far as moving the ball between the 20’s, it appears the Staff plans to use him more as the field shortens, both on play fakes on rolling him out.

Arizona State vs Northern Arizona:   If Week 1 was for showcasing the rushing game, Week 2 was all about the air attack. QB Steven Threet was 33-of-49 for 391 and 3 scores. The main beneficiary was WR Michael Willie, who had 8 catches (of 10 thrown his way) for 114 yards and a score. Be careful of adding him right away and remember the competition: the Sun Devils have played 2 straight 1-AA opponents, and Willie only had 2 catches for 12 yards last week. Keep an eye on Mr. Willie but don’t pull the trigger just yet. WR Aaron Pflugrad was still the teams #1 target with 14 balls tossed in his direction. The rushing game was clearly not the point of emphasis in this scrimmage as Arizona State only attempted 9 rushes in the 1st half, most of the other 20 2nd half carries were in clock-kill mode, so don’t be alarmed at the ugly YPC the Sun Devils put up in this game, the offense looks to be more potent than it has been in recent years. RB Deantre Lewis looked like a true freshman in Week 2, only generating 9 yards of offense on 5 touches. Don’t worry — too much. Lewis has been getting rave reviews since arriving on campus and is still a prime candidate to be the teams #2 RB.

Arizona vs The Citadel:  RB Nic Grigsby had 10 carries for 40 yards in the 1st half before breaking off a 67 yard scoring scamper to start the 3rd, he was done after that finishing with 107 yards on 11 carries. Supposed #2 RB Keola Antolin only had 2 carries for 2 yards but hauled in 4 passes of 4 thrown his way for 53, true frosh RB Daniel Jenkins 6 carries. But the story was TD Vulture RB Greg Nwoko who finished with 72 yards and 2 scores on just 7 carries. However the race for #2 RB shakes out, after Grigsby, Nwoko appears to be the best fantasy RB option. QB Nick Foles and both backups looked crazy-sharp, as the QB unit completed passes to 11 (of 13 ) different targets en route to a collective 300-yard day through the air. Starting WRs Juron Criner and David Douglas were done before halftime, (Criner actually left the game with a minor shoulder ding) so neither got a full scrimmage this week. Criner‘s injury is considered ‘minor’ and until we learn otherwise he still figures to be the main cog in the passing attack.

#16 USC vs Virginia:   It was an ugly evening at the Coliseum as the Trojans eeked out a 17-14 win over a Virginia program they whalloped 52-7 just 2 seasons ago.  Granted these 2 programs are in vastly different places than they were in 2008, but still there are some alarm bells going off in Southern Cal as Week 1 was marred by defensive lapses and Week 2 was uglied up with offensive ineptitude and penalties. But the silver lining, it appears we have a starting RB and the #1 WR might be every bit as good as advertised: RB super-frosh Dillon Baxter saw his first collegiate action to the tune of 49 yards on 9 rushes, but RB Marc Tyler led the team with 17 carries and 60 yards. RB Allen Bradford finished with 10 yards on 3 carries, if you’ve been hanging on to him hoping against hope, it is time to let go. QB Matt Barkley was a pedestrian 20-of-35 for 202, so clearly he will need to learn something from this game when watching the film, but the offense seems intent on getting WR Ronald Johnson the ball early and often: He again led the team in targets with 12, but opposing DCs are also starting to get the trend and double-covering the awesome wideout, and he only ended up with 5 receptions for 58 yards (note: RoJo had a 52 yard scoring strike negated on a holding penalty), for the second game in a row WR Woods finished second with 5 targets.

UCLA vs #25 Stanford:

On paper, the Bruins should be substantially better than how they have played the first 2 weeks, this team is having some serious issues on both sides of the ball. At the moment and outside of K Forbath, there is no reason to own any Bruin in any league in any format this season. The OL can’t protect or open holes and the WRs can’t get open…The rest of the offense seems horrendous as well. A change was made @ QB and neither one is ownable.  QB Kevin Prince went 6-0f-12-for-39 yards with a pick and 2 sacks while QB Richard Brehaut was only better in the strictest of interpretations going 5-of-9-for 42 yards with a pick and only one sack….

If there is any good news it could be that there will likely be a change @ RB too: RB Jonathan Franklin led the team with 11 carries and 72 yards, but this team needs massive change and it will become increasingly difficult to keep true frosh Malcom Jones off the field much longer. Jones averaged 7.4 last week, going for 52 yards on 7 carries, mostly in the 3rd quarter. UCLA was down 28-0 to start the 4th and forced to throw.

Along with 63 yards on the ground, Stanford’s QB Andrew Luck finished with 2 TDs (one to WR Ryan Whalen) but only 151 yards passing as Stanford just didn’t need to do a whole lot to win this game. In fact, they hardly even needed their offense, as they could have won this game just with the D and Special Teams.

If we learned anything this week it was that the RB situation might be getting a little clearer. RB Stephan Taylor had 9 of the first 12 carries in the 1st half, the other 3 went to RB Tyler Gaffney. Taylor finished with 81 yards on 20 carries while Gaffney chipped in 28 on 8. It appears at the moment that Gaffney is not the team’s 1st rushing option. RBs Anthony Wilkerson and Usua Amanameach only had 3 carries and they all came in mop-up time. Keep in mind that Jeremy Stewart did not play this week due to a minor injury, but it looks as things might be settling down to more of a 1-a/1-b situation with Taylor and Stewart rather than the a/b/c/d/e fantasy fiasco we had earlier. Do not expect anyone to emerge as the next Gerhart.